"This doesn't look like a demon disturbance." Norma said confusedly. "Yeah. It looks like fun!" You grinned, ignoring the urges to run in and drink till you pass out. "It's a party!" Barney grinned widely. Like brother like sister.
"Fingers really sent us to bust up a sweet 16?" Courtney questioned. "Hey, look, it's the fun police." Some methead laughed.
"I'm not the fun police!" Courtney scoffed, clearly offended. "You're so sensitive." You laughed and she pouted. "WhatEVER."
"I wonder who the party's for." Norma wondered.
You all noticed a familiar face within the crowd.
"Zagan?" You all said in sync.
She zoomed over to you.
"No! You did not come here to bust up my birthday party!!" She exclaimed in anger.
"Look, Zagan, we didn't know it was your party. The angels sent us." Courtney explained.
"Yeah, I heard you were working with them now. Traitor!" She yelled. "I'm not a traitor! I'm one of you. I'm just doing a job!" Courtney said.
"Yknow, this is bogus. I'm not even doing anything wrong." She scoffed. "Seriously? I count like, 14 violations in this room alone." Courtney pointed out.
"Okay mom." You patted her head. "Hey!" She glared up at you.
"Oh, uh, well, uh, we should probably get going now. Uh, sorry for the intrusion." Barney smiled nervously as everyone except you started slowly advancing to the door until they slammed shut.
"No, no. I insist. You simply must stay for a bite. (AND WE WOULD LOVE YOU TO JOIN US A BITE-)
"Have fun." She walked away, leaving her vampire friends to kill you.
"Oh, I'll be DAMNED if I'm gonna be immortal. (Like bro being immortal is the worst power) If you think I'm about to get bit by a mosquito from the dollar store, you've got another thing coming!" You said, ready to fight.
Just then, someone pushed through them.
"Barney? Bro! It's the living human! Put your fangs away, this dude is a legend." He said and they all walked away. They did their little manly bro handshake.
"Hey guys, look who it is!" He called two other demons over. "The human!" The blue one said.
"Wait a second." The green glared at him. "Hi, Zillah." He waved nervously and she playfully pulled him into a choke hold. "What are you doing here? Want a rematch, little boy?" She laughed, giving him a noogie.
"Actually, we should probably go."
"What? No way bro! You should stay!" Az said and they all started chanting.
"Stay! Stay! Stay! Stay!"
"Well, maybe we can stay for a little while." He said and they all cheered, carrying him away.
"Not to be the voice of reason, but won't fingers flip his thumb if we don't do our jobs?" Courtney said. "Are you scared of fingers?" Pugsley giggled.
"Why would I be scared of something that sleeps in a big oven mitt?" She scoffed.
"Ello, guvnah." Badyah said as she held out her hand which had a weird little face drawn on it. Courtney shrieked and buried her face into your legs, trembling in fear. This triggered the mother inside you. (Everyones got one. Trust me)
"Alright guys, knock it off. She's scared." You gave them the older sister death stare and they all shut up. (Those who have an older sister know 😟)
"I'm glad you're having fun while some of us are focused on our mission, badyah!" Courtney's muffled voice could be heard saying.
She saw someone apparently doing something bad. "Hey you! Stop that!" She teleported over to the food table.
You drooled and ran over to join her.
"Hey, hey, hey! Portals are strictly forbidden! All travel between planes must be taken through official elevators." She scolded them.
"Lighten up, dude!" One demon said. "No! This is why the angels hate us, Yknow? Maybe if we stop breaking rules on purpose-"
"Then they'd find some other dumb reason to treat us like dirt. Seriously, what kind of demon are you?" The other demon said.
"What kind of a demon am I? I'll show you what kind of a demon I am!" She grabbed a cake off the table and started flying through the portals.
This terrified you since you didn't fully understand how they worked. Luckily, she came out just fine. Ending it off by eating the entire cake in one bite and raining fire on them.
Of course the crowd lost their godamn minds and Courtney ate it up.
She suddenly looked and saw something that shocked her. You looked over but there was a lot of people in the way so you couldn't see what she was looking at.
"Dude, that was so cool!" A demon said. "No-"
She pushed him aside and teleported somewhere. You looked around frantically until you spotted her at a nearby snack table.
She seemed to be searching for something.
"Courts, what's wrong?" You asked, squatting down to her height level. She opened her mouth as if to say something, but nothing came out. You looked at her confusedly.
"I... it can't... I can't... it's just..."
"Courtney, breathe." You put your hands on her shoulders and she closed her eyes, breathing deeply.
"Now, what's wrong?" You asked.
"It was me! I saw me! But I was blue! He looked like me!" "What? Courtney,you're not making sense!" "You're not understanding! I have to find him! I have to, y/n! He might know where I'm from!" She exclaimed.
"Okay, okay! We'll find him, okay? Let's look around." You said as you looked around for this 'blue Courtney'.
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My Angel~Courtney x fem! Reader
FanficCover art is not mine You are Barney's adopted older sister (only by a month) You've been searching for a job so you can finally get away from your toxic parents and you seem to finally find the perfect one, as security guards at a theme park! When...
