My Angel~Courtney x fem! Reader

Honeymoon

Croissant roll 😳

Courtney squealed, looking out the window of the window. "Hawaii! I can get my tan on." She smirked.
"You idiot." You laughed, hugging her. She grinned, kissing your cheek. "What? I can't look forward to seeing you in a swimsuit?~"
"You pervert!" You punched her playfully.
The car pulled to a stop and you started to get out. "WAIT!" She screamed at the top of her lungs. "WHAT?!" You spun around to her.
"Allow me, m'lady." She teleported outside, opening the door for you, smirking. "Dammit, Courtney, I thought you were dying or something!" You sighed, sliding out. "You're welcome." She scoffed.
"Thanks. Now help me get out bags." You opened the trunk, pulling a suitcase and a bag out.
"No, no! Allow me!" Courtney held out her hands, waiting for you to give her the bags. You smiled, handing her the bags. She stayed silent for a moment.
"Keep 'em coming."
"Um, are you sure? You're just so small-"
"I am the strongest tiny person you've ever seen! Gimme all of them! Lemme be a gentleman to you, dang it!" She huffed.
"Okay, geez! But don't complain when it's too heavy for you." You stacked the bags up, hanging two of them on her horns.
"You got it?" You raised an eyebrow. "Y- yes." She whimpered, her knees wobbling. "You sure?"
"Yes! Let's go!" She breathed heavily, walking into a wall. "Courtney- come here." You led her inside.
You checked in and made your way to your room as fast you could before Courtney died.
"Ugh! Finally!" She dropped the bags on the floor and flopped on the bed. She rolled herself in the blanket.
You chuckled. "What's funny?" She asked, peeking her head out. "You're a croissant roll now." You giggled, patting her head.
"Ugh! I get called a croissant once at a family dinner and I never hear the end of it!" She grumbled, hiding in the blanket. "Aw, but it's cute!" You picked her up and cradled her like a baby.
"Mm, this is kinda nice I guess." She murmured, hiding her face in your neck. "So, the bed's pretty big. Is that to have a little fun?~" She smirked, tracing a hand down your chest.
"Courtney! No, that's for tonight. Now, let's go, I've got a full day planned!" You grabbed her hand and ran out the door.
"Okay! What's first?" She grinned excitedly. "Snorkeling!" You announced. "Awesome! What's snorkeling?" She asked. "You'll see." You smirked.
"I don't want to wear that weird elephant looking thing! I can breathe underwater!" Courtney whined.
"Courtney, you are embarrassing me! Just put it on!" You said through gritted teeth.
"But I don't need it! Look like an idiot all you want, but I'm good to go, thank you." She crossed her arms stubbornly.
You sighed, face palming. "Can she go without it?"
"She literally cannot. I would get fired." The guide shrugged. You turned to Courtney.
"Put it in before I get my foot stuck up your ass."
"Yes, ma'am!" She quickly strapped it over her head.
As soon as you got in, Courtney swam over and grabbed a piece of coral. You slapped her in the back of the head and she put it down.
She kept trying to eat the fish, so you had to pull her away from them. You lost her for while looking at some fish. You glanced around, only to see her riding a turtle.
"Courtney!" You grabbed her off the turtle.
A whale swam by and Courtney about lost her damn mind.
"AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!"
"Calm down! It's not gonna hurt you!" You shushed her, swimming over to it.
You ran your hand along its rough surface, smiling at her. She hesitantly placed her hand on it and smiled.
"Cool!"
Then a shark swam by.
"AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
"Courtney! Hush!"
"WE'RE GOING YO BE EATEN ALIVE!!!"
"Yeah, we are if you don't shut up! You're gonna scare it!"
She clung to you, gripping for dear life as the shark swam by. Her breathing calmed a bit and she looked for something else interesting.
"Ooooooh." She swam towards a group of stingrays. She laughed at its funny looking mouth.
You gasped. "Courtney look."
She turned over and her eyes widened. "Are those dolphins?"
"Yeah! That's so cool!"
"Ew! A sea slug!" Courtney hid behind you, gripping your shoulders. "What?" You looked around and grinned.
"Awww! Courtney, that's a seal." You smiled at it. "Seal?" "yes,theyre so freaking cute!" "Whatever you say, mortal." She muttered and you giggled. "Not as cute as you, you big baby." she smiled.

"That was so fun!" You laughed, drying yourself off.
"We're going to see the volcanoes next, right?" She grinned excitedly. "Uh huh!"
"Hell yeah!"
You walked along with other people also on vacation, some giving your burnt croissant strange looks.
"No, Courtney, you can't swim in the volcano!"
"Ugh! You're no fun!"

Courtney grinned, setting the cucumbers on her eyes. She loved being pampered. She had specifically arranged for you to have a couples massage.
"Ahhh, yeahhhh, das good..."
She was constantly saying things like this throughout the entire experience. She was way too spoiled.

"THE BEACH!" Courtney flopped in the sand.
You sat at the edge of the water, making the ultimate sandcastle. Only for Courtney to ruin it.
She jumped face first into your masterpiece.
"COURTNEY!" You jumped up, chasing her across the beach as she laughed, running away from you.
She lay on the towel, quietly tanning herself. You snuck up and poured a bucket of water on her head.
"AGH, Y/N!"

Smut

"Come on, darling, I've been waiting all day for this." Courtney began unbuttoning your shirt.
You slid it off, pulling her against your chest. She sucked gently on your nipple, rolling her tongue around it.
You moaned, pulling at her shorts. She pulled them off as well as her shirt, bending back down to you.
She sucked on your neck gently, massaging your breasts.
You breathed heavily, bringing your hand down and toying with her clit. She moaned out, biting down on your neck.
"Fuck!" You rolled your hips. She pulled your pants and panties down, leaning down to your thighs.
You gripped her horns, pushing her closer to you. She ran her tongue in circles around your clit, pumping her finger in and out of you.
She took her fingers out and stuck her tongue in. You moaned, gripping her horns as you felt her work herself inside of you.
You could feel your orgasm approaching. "Fuck! Keep going, baby." She pushed her tongue deeper inside you, hitting you g spot.
You moaned out, feeling your orgasm wash over you. She sighed, laying on her chest.
"Love ya." You chuckled, rubbing her head. "Love you too. So, we doing this again tomorrow?" She smirked. "Why you so horny?" You sighed, shaking your head.
You rolled over, pulling the blankets on you. "Goodnight. Love you." You muttered, kissing her cheek. "Night, doll."

bro i was so lazy writing this and it shows

sorry guys ToT