Don't be alarmed! It's not a monster. It's my chicken after being in the rain.
You, Barney, and pugsley all bust through the mansion doors to see Courtney by the elevator with a suitcase.
"Well, well. If it isn't the humans and dogs only club." She smirked. "Courtney we're sorry. We need your help." Pugsley panted. "Too late. I got a new best friend. Someone who's actually helping me get home." She grinned slyly. "Bitch what the hell do you think I was doing in your room every night?!" You wanted to say, but decided not to for obvious reasons. "What friend? Whats going on Courtney?" Barney asked.
Courtney: "🎵My heart is hell bound
Cmon I gotta goooooo!~
I don't belong here
You know I'm meant belooowwww~🎵"
Barney: "🎵Hey Courtney
Hey buddy!~🎵"
Pugsley:"🎵You're gonna make me sad bark
HOOOOOWWWWLLLL~🎵"
Y/n: "🎵Just because you find that life's not fair it doesn't mean that you just have to grin and bear it!~
If you just take it on the chin and wear it
You might as well be saying you think that it's okay,
And that's not right!
And if it's not right,
You have to put it riigghhtt~🎵"
(Btw I did take those lyrics from another song you must be CRAZY if you think I'm gonna write a whole ass verse just for a fan fic)
Courtney:"🎵 But nobody else is gonna put it right for me,
Nobody but me is gonna change my story!
It's over now
It's oveerrr~
Phantom ooooffffff~ (phantom ooofff~)
The theeeeemmmmeeeeee park~
(Literal goosebumps when she sang that part bro i love her so much!)
Pauline smirked and walked in with logs and Josh behind her. "Greetings y'all! I know, I look amazing. I'm a whole new Ḿ̸̮͖̏̋é̷̖." Pauline said as she turned greenish for a moment.
"Dude. Norma did it!" You say excitedly. "Mm mm. Don't you dare use my middle name. Guards, take these traitors to the dungeon!" Pauline snapped as josh and logs began approaching you. Pugsley used his powers to tie them up.
"Quick, Barney! I can't hold them long!" Pugsley said as Barney began pulling at his pocket. "Stupid skinny jeans! Ah!" He struggled. "I told you it was a bad idea to not wear something losser, dummy!" You glared as he finally pulled his phone out.
"Say cheese." He smirked like an idiot and held up his phone to Pauline. Courtney suddenly appeared in front of his phone and you felt someone grab you from behind.
"Let go of me!" You yelled, trying to hit the person but you couldn't reach them. You noticed josh grabbing your brother.
"HEY!!! DONT HURT HIM!" You yelled, fighting for your will to be free. But DAMN logs is surprisingly strong.
Courtney took Barney's phone and handed it to Pauline. "Take these three away. Oh! And you might wanna cuff that one. She seems feisty. Let's go, red." Pauline said. "Courtney..." you said sadly. She looked at you, a hint of guilt in her eyes before she turned away and followed Pauline.
"Sorry Barney. I don't wanna do this." Logs said as he locked the door. "Then don't!" "I don't wanna lose my job. That's Pauline Phoenix. I don't wanna get on her bad side." He turned away. "She's all bad side!" Pugsley glared.
"Y/n, do you think you can bust down the door?" Barney asked. "Does it look like I can do anything right now?!" You glared as you gestured to your cuffed wrists.
"Ok, ok. Pugsley, could you break the lock with your powers?" Barney asked and he shook his head. "Too much magic. And every time I use it, I can feel him coming B̸̮̼͍̠͙͇̑͑Á̶̙̟̱͎̮͎̿Ć̸̨̠̽͐͒͌K̶̡͉̠̉̒͝͠!"
He shook his head, knocking himself out of it. "Can't you talk to logs? Butter him up? Have a little flirt?~" You smirked and his whole face turned red. "Shhh! He'll hear you!" He shushed you. "You do like him, don't you?" Pugsley questioned. "Yeah, but logs thinks I'm a traitor now so..." "A bit more of a challenge but still objectively a dream boat?~" You say, batting your eyelashes. "No. No..."
~after the song~
(Bitch you must be CRAZY if you think I'm gonna write a whole ass song for no damn reason)
"Did you say something Barney?" Logs asked and Barney blushed. "Go ahead." "You got this." You and pugsley cheered Barney on.
He smiled nervously and inhaled. "LogsPaulineisabductingimpersonatorssheabductedJenniferSwanandshe'sgonnadoitagainthiswholecomebackshowisascamshelockedusupbecausewefoundoutIswearalsoyou'rereallycutewannagoseeamovieorsomething?" Barney giggled nervously and you and pugsley face palmed. "Wow."
"I knew it!" Logs grinned. "About Pauline?" Barney questioned. "No, that you wanted to ask me out! I've been tryna ask you out all summer." Logs blushed. "I've been tryna ask you out all summer!" Barney smiled. "Really?" "Yeah!"
"Ok, lovebirds, get a room. But before you do that, get us out!" You said.
"Oh, right. Lemme get that for you." Logs unlocked the door. You started to walk out, but logs stopped you.
"Oh. Lemme get those for you." He said as he began to fumble with his keys. "That's ok." You giggled as you handed the cuffs to him.
"First of all, how long have you had those off, second of all, where'd you learn to do that?" Logs asked.
"Don't you worry about that my dude, how bout you get yourself ready for a date?" You patted his back and walked off, leaving him dumbfounded.
"Ok, now we just have to find Courtney-" "wait, no. No, no, no, no, no. I can't do that." You said, stopping in place.
"We need you y/n. If anyone can convince Courtney to come back with us, it's you." Pugsley pleaded.
"But s- she probably hates me now! I can't face that! I just..."
(Song you sang)
"You better now?" Barney asked and you breathed heavily and nodded. "Yeah, I'm ready..... Let's go get this little imp." They smiled and you all ran to find Courtney.
YOU ARE READING
My Angel~Courtney x fem! Reader
Fiksi PenggemarCover art is not mine You are Barney's adopted older sister (only by a month) You've been searching for a job so you can finally get away from your toxic parents and you seem to finally find the perfect one, as security guards at a theme park! When...
