2nd person pov: you and your brother were running all over the park looking for pugsley- I mean temeluchus, When you thought: "Ok, if crime documentaries have taught me anything, it's that if you wanna find the killer, you've gotta think like the killer. Now, if I was a demon king where would I go...? Wait, he was looking for a throne wasn't he?"
You suddenly noticed a sign that read "Camelot Creek". You grabbed Barney's arm and pointed to the sign. "A throne? Yes! He's looking for a throne. To Camelot!" He said in a weird accent as he took off running towards where the sign was pointed, and you followed right behind him.
You eventually reached Camelot and began searching for him. You peeked over the side of a ride entrance and saw him sitting on a decorative chair, drinking from a plastic cup.
"Pssst! Barney! Over here!" You whisper shouted as he crept over.
"Pugsley?" Barney called as he stepped out.
"Good idea! Let's just expose ourselves." You mutter sarcastically. "Have you come to challenge me?" He questioned. "Yes!" You announced. "No! We don't want to fight you, pugsley!" Barney said, glaring at you. "Stop calling me that!! Kneel before temeluchus!" He lifted his hand....well I guess I should say paw, into the air. You tried to run, but it was too late. "Oh, cmon!!" You yelled.
"That's good humans. Y'know, the blue headed one's body was my first choice. Perhaps once I've exhausted this mighty vessel, I'll move on to your strangely unwrinkled form. I've had many bodies over the years. This isn't even my first canine......" and he started to ramble on like he was Norma or somebody.
Speaking of Norma, she was remaining nearby. "Pssst! You need to take a photo!" She called to the two of you. "Yeah, Norma, I'm pretty sure we'll remember this moment!" Barney whispered back. "No! Photos capture the soul!Y know, like in episode 105 in which Pauline finds the body of her grandfather petrified on the floor after his birthday party!" "Yeah! Ok! We get it! Just take the damn picture so we can get the hell outta here!" You demanded through gritted teeth. "Ugh! But my mom says my phone is for emergencies only!" "What the hell do you think this is?!" You almost yelled, but had to stop yourself.
"Ok, ok!" She took out her phone and pointed it at temeluchus. "Say cheese!" Suddenly her phone began ringing. "Of fucking course this happens, of course, why the fuck not?!" You thought and cursed under your breath. "No, No, No!" She desperately tried to turn it off but it was too late. Temeluchus saw her and quickly snatched the phone with his powers, and he looked pissed. "NO! PHOTOS!!!"
Luckily, now his spell was off you and Barney. You both immediately pulled out your phones, but he took those too. "Here's what I think of your pathetic toys!!" He yelled, smashing your phones on the ground.
"NOOOO!!! MY BABY!" You picked yours up and cradled it. "Yeah?! Well I was due for an upgrade anyway!!" Barney yelled. (good comeback. Valid.) "I wasn't!! Oh, dad's gonna kill me!" You exclaim, running your finger across the cracked screen.
Suddenly, music began playing through the speakers and carts started to come through the conveyor belt. "Quick!! Get in!!" Norma shouted as you and your brother hopped into one cart. "You want us?! Come and get us!" "Barney quit egging him on! Are you tryna get us killed you idiot?! You yelled.
Temeluchus flew up angrily... before sitting in the cart behind you, Norma hopping right in the seat behind him.
Temeluchus was throwing everything he could get his hands on at the two of you. "Norma, help!!" Barney yelled. "Don't worry! I've got a plan! Just keep him busy till we get to the drop!" Norma shouted back. "Oh, don't worry! He's busy alright!" You inquired.
He suddenly grabbed a nearby decorative sword and threw it at Barney. "NO!" You screamed. Luckily it was fake, and bounced right off his forehead. You sighed with relief. "Ha ha! Nice try!" Barney smirked. "Barney, you really shouldn't antagonize-" suddenly, a huge statue was lifted above the two of you. "Ya just had to open your big fat mouth, huh?" You glared and he smiled nervously.
"Get down!!" Norma yelled and suddenly, temeluchus went down in his seat. "Huh?" "Pugsley's fighting back from the inside!" Barney realized. "Ohhh!" You grinned and temeluchus jumped back up, shaking out of it. "What was that?! Some trick-sy spell?!"
Pugsley, sit!" You yelled, and pugsley sat. You smirked, feeling powerful. "Witches!! I knew it!" He yelled, flying out of his seat. "Doggy! Fetch!" Norma called, throwing a stick over the side of the ride. Pugsley happily flew down to get the stick, then flew back to his seat. He suddenly realized what he was doing and spit out the stick. "I know your plan, and it won't work!!" He growled and lifted Norma's cart into the air, then smashed it against the giant dragon statue.
"NORMA!" You and Barney yelled. You began to feel lightheaded when you noticed Norma was hanging by her purse and you sighed with relief. Temeluchus was PISSED though and flew up to finish her off. Luckily Barney grabbed him, but began to be lifted out of his seat, so you quickly grabbed onto his legs, locking your feet under the safety bar as Temeluchus fought to pull free and you struggled to hold them both down.
Eventually, your feet slipped and temeluchus began flying towards Norma. Luckily, you were able to wrap your legs around the horse head on the front of the cart.
He just smiled sinisterly down at your two and raised his paw, forming a fire ball. "Any last words?"
"Welp, I guess this is the end, I had a good run.... Actually not really." You thought and squeezed your eyes shut, however Barney seemed to wanna yap one more time before you were annihilated. "Show... me... the tummy!!" Barney yelled as you were suddenly thrown back in your seats by pugsley, who wanted his tummy rubbed. He held him in his lap and rubbed his stomach, trying to keep temeluchus down as you were getting closer and closer to the drop. "Norma, any day now!!" You yelled. "I'm trying!" She yelled back, struggling to pull the animatronic head over toward you.
Barney continued to tickle Pugsley but it was getting harder and harder to keep him under control. "Norma!" Barney looked up as you were just about to drop. "NORMA NOW!"
She turned the dragon head at just the last minute and it's eyes began to glow with a flash. Temeluchus looked up at it fearfully. "NOOOO!!!"
You made it back to the start and you all jumped out of the ride, Barney carrying an unconscious pugsley. "Pugsley? Pugsley, wake up..! Pugsley, please..." Barney sobbed, holding pugsley as you comforted him, you could feel a tear roll down your cheek. Your brother really did love that dog so much... And you did too... He couldn't be gone...
As if by miracle, pugsley began opening his eyes. "Barney... Barney, look." a smile spread across your face as you felt the relief and joy wash over you. pugsley began licking his cheek. "Pugsley..? Pugsley, you're alive!!" Barney shouted happily as he nuzzled the dog, then looked up to Norma. "Thank you Norma... You didn't have to help us." She turned to you confusedly. "Huh? Oh no. I did it for Pauline." Norma pointed at a cardboard printout of her and you glared at her before rolling your eyes. "Sure you did, Norma. Sure you did."
"Your beautiful photograph is ready to be collected." You all walked over to stare at it, and pugsley whimpered. "It's ok buddy. It's all over now." Barney assured him. "Not yet. There's still one more thing we need to do."
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My Angel~Courtney x fem! Reader
FanfictionCover art is not mine You are Barney's adopted older sister (only by a month) You've been searching for a job so you can finally get away from your toxic parents and you seem to finally find the perfect one, as security guards at a theme park! When...