My Angel~Courtney x fem! Reader

Eat the parants part three

Hey guys! Before we begin, I just wanna say that chapters are gonna be a little shorter from now on due to personal things I have going on, I will still try to upload a chapter a day, as Always, they just probably won't be as long. So ye. Anyway, onto the story!

"What future has Barney got with a theme park safety officer? And acting? Oh dear. He's really not going places, is he? And I knew y/n said she was dating a demon, but goodness! I'm not sure I could even trust her, what if she turns her into a satanist or tries to kill us?!" You heard your mom say.
"WHAT?!" You jumped up and everyone flinched and looked at You. "What?!" "Why the fuck would You say that?!" "say what, no one said anything!" You clenched your spoon ready to argue her down to hell, but looked around and everyone was agreeing she hadn't said anything. You breathed deeply and sat back down, feeling a bit embarrassed but mostly angry. "Oh, woww! I didn't realize it was that deep. What is this, Romeo and Juliet? Might as well break up with her right now then, fuck this!" You thought, completely pissed.
Courtney dropped her spoon in her soup as she shakily stared up at you. "Y-y/n?" She stuttered and you hummed in response. She stared at you for a moment then turned away. "Never mind." She muttered.
At this point, everyone was pissed at each other and Courtney finally had enough. She slammed her fist on the table. "I do not look like a croissant!" She yelled. Then everyone started screaming at each other.
Suddenly, the pot of soup started shaking rapidly. "Uh, Courtney? What exactly is in this soup?" You asked. "Oh, sure! Blame the demon! Her head's shaped like a pastry, so why not?!" She exclaimed and you sighed in frustration.
Suddenly, a familiar face began to rise out of the soup pot.
"Hello again, you beautiful unique souls." The familiar voice said. "Ugh. Harmony." Norma concluded. "Seriously?! I thought we killed this guy!" You glared up at him.
"Uh what's in this soup?" Your mom asked nervously. "Only me!" You gagged at the thought that you were drinking harmony soup. (Like, seriously, how did the characters not analyze deeper into that line? it's mad sus🤨)
"You see, this recipe was my backup plan in case I needed some r and r. Rest and resurrection." He laughed like the lunatic he is.
"How?" "Same as last time. You made us vulnerable with stupid games and exposed our fears with hallucinations." Norma declared and he laughed. "You see, there is never more insecurity for doubt than at a family dinner!" He slunk down beside norma.
"And this time, I'm not letting you out of my sight, missy. Your "Oh, the real world scares me" schtick last time was so vey special episode, but you can't stop me now!" He exclaimed and an eyeball popped up in the soup pot.
"OH HELL NAW!!!!" You yelled as you tried to hold back the puke rising up your throat. Just then, eyeballs started rising out of everyone's soup.
"I see your deepest, most personal insecurities, and they look delicious!" He smiled sinisterly.