jk: I need you to write up this article immediately, Mr. Kim.
th: ur serving cunt in that pic
jk: Excuse me?
In which Jeongguk's new secretary named Taehyung is rather cute and has an odd way of texting. And Jeongguk finds himself quite infatuated...
Taehyung stared at the same articles again, multiple tabs open on his laptop which sat beside an open packet of crisps. His fingers reached out for some and he nibbled on the other end whilst he reread the same articles.
He then shifted his eyes onto the notebook he had written a few notes on about potential people who may have started the rumour.
• Choi Daniel just because he's annoying • Journalist Liam cus bro has so many negative articles? • Min yoongi or Armani, trust no one ! • jeongguk the man himself ? attention seeker
He put his pen down and began to scroll even deeper into the list of arguments or issues Jeongguk's company had with others. Once again, Taehyung was surprised by how famous the CEO really was.
The searching came to a stop when his phone buzzed. It was 11 PM, he wasn't expecting any of his friends to be away on a Friday night or sober enough to be texting so he guessed who it was.
Boss man Are there any other plans tomorrow?
th check ur schedule or something bro I spent like fifteen minutes of suffering at that printer for it
Boss man Do not call me bro. Email me it, I left it at my office.
th No
Boss man What? Email me what will be happening tomorrow or later on, I need to prepare. This charity event went well, but would have been better if it wasn't such a short notice.
th Tf u ask my number for then? Can we be friends pls
Boss man Absolutely not. The number is to chat about business, and emails is to send documents. It's never safe to do it over the phone.
th why can't we be friends 😞 we need to be closer bae We can be goals like the other secretaries and ceos
Boss man Or we can be professional like they are meant to be. Which is what I prefer. Please, please work on your professionalism it's uncomfortable talking to an employee like this. I don't want to be your friend, and when you act like this I rethink my decision of hiring you. You're 19, not 12.
th Um ouch But No ☝️ I'll be professional in work but the second ur text me ur gonna be my new best friend OH MY GOD WE SHOULD HANG OUT
boss man No. th WHY NOT like let's go eat chicken together or something!! You promised me free meals if I attended your stupid professional training sessions so hurry up w that I beg
boss man Ah right, if there's nothing on my schedule I'd like to meet you tomorrow at 6pm. I'll take you out for dinner at 7 or 8.
th SAY LESS GIRLY I love u Best boss ever pls don't fire me
Boss man I just might
th That would sound so funny if you used emojis Do you even use emojis or are actually just a 45 year old balding man named Paul?
Boss man What? Of course I do, and no I am not some 45 year old balding man named Paul. Who's Paul?
th Yo mama use an emoji then Paul
Boss man Hello 👋
th 💀IM DEAD BRO SAID 👋 TF ARE YOU? A FACEBOOK MUM?
Boss man Yeah, and you're the annoying Emo child I complain about in my posts.
th 😲
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boss man What is that? Please don't send me that again. It's late now, you should go to bed.
th ur right after this last investigation i will aw u care about me
Boss man I'm tired of you Good night th goodnight love of my life I love you
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Boss man Please stop.
Taehyung switched his phone off and let out a silent laugh, shaking his head as he returned to his laptop screen.
He makes this job fun.
I realised this books Gonan have short chaps since it's a mix of texting and social media au 🥹
