(Art is not mine.)
I head up the stairs to this random ass apartment building to try and hide from dumb and dumber trying to hunt me down. I see some dude carrying a pizza in hand up ahead of me.
...Fuck I don't have my hood on and I think he just saw me, welp can't have that happen...
He looks back at me getting ready to yell and warn the people I'm in the building.
...Shit if he does that he's going to have those two guys even hotter on my trail, I really didn't want to have to resort to this. But you know, as they say, snitches get stitches or burnt I guess...
"H-hey... Who the fuck are you? Step off!"
...Oh no I'm so scared...
I laugh at this puny guy and fucking flame his ass, purposefully missing the pizza because it's Domino's, and that shit is fucking good.
In the middle of the stare case munchin' on some pizza, rummaging through his wallet I see his I.D.
...What does that say?...
I take a closer look and any ounce of guilt I might have had immediately leaves my body when I see he's got a seal on his I.D. registering him as a sex offender.
"Haha, look at me at the right place and at the right time,"
I say to myself.
...Good, looks like I did this world a favor... Fuck this pizza smacks!...
My enjoyment is short-lived when I hear dumb and dumber making their way up the stairs.
...Son of a bitch...
I open the door to the second floor of apartments, sprinting all the way down I hear them opening the door to the same floor.
Man 1: "THERE HE FUCKING IS!"
...Fucking God dammnit...
I swiftly turn down the hallway to the other set of doors. Stopping abruptly, I face toward to seventh door down and I bang on it.
...I can't believe I'm even fucking doing this...
To my surprise, the door opens.
...Woah...
A small woman gears her head up towards me getting ready to greet me as if she was expecting me.
...Odd, probably was expecting someone right around the same time I knocked...
"Hey! W-wai.."
I fling myself through her door and slam that shit shut. Pinning myself up against the door to barricade it shut, I grab the 'deer in the headlights' girl and smack my hand over her mouth.
...Jesus, my entire hand almost covers her face...
I have her pressed against me to control her and keep her mouth shut so she doesn't rat me out.
...looks like it's just her here in this apartment, perfect...
I hear dumb and dumber running down the hall, yelling.
Dumb: I know he's down here, he fucking has to be.
Dumber: Clearly fucking not unless he disappeared into thin fucking air, and sure as hell no one else is going to let him into their apartment.
...Oh buddy, you're so wrong about that one...
I feel the girl in my arms wiggling.
...Don't do that...
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🔞🍋 Overwhelmed 🍋 🔞 (Dabixreader)
Hayran Kurgu"Since you don't want to use your words, I'm going to teach you a little lesson." ...uh oh... He places his body between my thighs and picks up my hair to move it from my neck. "Every time you refuse to answer me or do as I say." He places the chai...
