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acc. owner introduction Pt.1

Hi, I'm radioactive-pizza aka Kayla :) but you can call me lay lay; lala or something I don't really know haha

So basically I'm gunna just tell you 15 random ass facts so you can "get to know me" or something I don't really know but let's begin!

1) my names Kayla, like I said before

2) I am currently 14

3) my birthday is September 6th

4) im obsessed with muke... obviously

5) I got the idea for this account whilst shaving my legs (that's v informative)

6) im going to see my Aussie babies in August

7) im mixed so half black and half white yo

8) my hair is currently black and blue

9) I think my writing sucks but apparently a few people like it

10) I once dislocated my knee by hardcore air guitaring to ptv

11) im really clumsy ^^

12) my favorite color is blue and black (hence my hair situation thing)

13) I got 2 fish named Oreo and Gypsy and they died in the bag on the way home from PetSmart (v tragic day)

14) I first heard about 5sos from 1d (deal with it)

15) whenever I see a new muke story I get this weird feeling in my tummy and the world just seems at peace

{and one more fact because I'm bad ass and I love to live dangerously on the edge}

16) I firmly believe that there is not enough muke in this god forsaken universe.

*pulls up power point presentation about how im going to help the Clemmings community and provide more Muke fics*

*muke shippers cheer*
*dogs cheer*
*cats cheer*
*Obama cheers*
*your grandma cheers*

*gets crowned queen MUKE and rule the muke kingdom along side my trusty co owners*

thank you that is all
kay💖