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Well I'm fucked.
Why is fucking Deidara here,why not someone else???
Hell I would prefer to encounter Itachi than this arsonist.He looks so young tho-
Why was he here and why did he attacked me?
,,So brat ether you come with me or I will force you to."
Ngl that was pretty hot-
He slowly walked to me,Shit shit shit sh-
"KIDNEY PUNCH."
I punched his gut, roughly there where his kidney should be.He doubled over and groaned and I took the chance to run away.
I bolted down the forest hoping to find someone that could help me.
Behind me I could me hear Deidara cursing and following me.
Slowly my stamina declined and I barely manage to keep running at this point I only kept going dure to the adrenaline.
A small clay bird flew beside me and I barely managed to dodge before it blew up.
"Fuck-"
The explosion caused me to trip and I fell down.
"Ow."
I could hear Deidara closing up ,this is it I'm going to die and I didn't even met anyone-
Someone grabbed my collar and lifted me up, I was just about to start praying as I realized it wasn't Deidara but that girl from before.
"Dude what happened.",she helped me stand up.
"WHY DID YOU LEAVE ME ALONE I GOT CHASED BY THAT OFF-BRAND BARBIE-"
"Off-brand Barbie?Oh you mean Deidara,wait was he even supposed to join Akatsuki at this age?"
"I don't know"
We just stared at each other.
"Why did he even attacked you.",she made a thinking gesture.
"I don't know ether."
"Hm,well doesn't matter let's go to Konoha.",she started to walk away."Hey-wait", I catched up ,"Don't you have a mission?"
"Nope I just wanted to see if you were up to something shady."
"I look like 8-"
"Orochimaru.Also wasn't Itachi like 7 when he joined Anbu?"
"...oh-Okay fair."
"Shit he's here.", we heard a faint yelling and cursing, when I looked up I saw Deidara on his clay bird flying to us.Tao grabbed me by my collar and ran away with me.
"Shit.Cant you not fight him?"
"Bro do you expect me to fight an Akatsuki or what....i know how we can evade him." Suddenly she threw me to the right into a big three that had like a hole in it.
"Stay here."
She ran away.
Well wow that's a wonderful start.Getting deez nuts and thrown around like a ragdoll, why is Deidara even after me?Its it something with that clan?
My thoughts were interrupted when Tao came back a bit out of breath but fine.
„He's gone ,let's go."
„Well that's was fast.", I remarked but she ignored me.
She pulled me out of the tree, my clothes were a mess.
„Ugh you definitely need something new to wear, wait."
She took out a scroll from her bag and unsealed some clothes,a simple shirt ,black trousers and shinobi shoes.
„Here."
She turned her back to me as I changed.
„How did you even loose him?", I asked as I pulled the shirt over my head.
„A few sharp turns and he lost me, on his clay bird he might have a bigger view but it's difficult to make sharp turns with it."
After I changed we made our way to the hidden leaf village I think.
We walked side by side an awkward silence engulfed us,I hate awkward silences.
,,Do you think Deidara can give him himself a blowjob with his hand?"
"What"
Afterwards there was even a more awkward silence.
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Forever and always ( Naruto various x reader)
FanfictionIn which you get isekaied into the Naruto universe and try to save many people as possible, do stupid things and trying to fix shit. Reader x Naruto characters Includes an oc
