Side note:so I know yall like longer chapters and I'm sorry for making such a short one but God I feel like fucking trash at the moment
P.S also day late on the chapter but we should be back on schedule now
Y/n P.O.V
Finishing my little dialog that in all honesty set a somber mood around the table,I hear a pair of footsteps start to approach our small group,looking to the right I see [obviously how could he not see he has 20/20 vision so no way he could miss them] Davis and another waiter approach us [who shall not be named because I have no capacity to do that at the moment] with our food looking to the lady by Marie he hands her a kids meal as I try not to snicker or burst out laughing which is very hard if you ask me.
Now he hands Marie her food which looks absolutely great in my opinion looking to the other waiter he hands the lady to my left her food and then I finally get my food....
Side note but you must be wondering how I know who we're sitting with well its all in the eyes or tone of voice any way done with my side rant I'll continue on how my food is absolute heaven.
So with my Pancake smothered in syrup it glistens like gold ready to be devoured,my eggs perfectly scrambled and covered in cheese,my bacon perfectly crisp and not burnt with just the right amount of grease and so with my food looking like heaven I dig in.
/ timeskip /
Brought to you by a confused Y/n watching a inkling romance drama thats written horribly,while a crying callie wipes her tears with a tissue.
/ time shall resume normally /
Finishing my food I grab a napkin and wipe my face now taking my eyes off my empty plate I look to the left and see everyone at the table looking at me in shock Marie the first to get over it assumes a deadpan face and says
"I don't think you'll believe me but at some point you get use to it" she monotonously starts the conversation "well since I'm done im gonna go to the bathroom real quick" standing up he gets ready to walk away but not before leaning down and whispering "oh little secret whoever taught you idols how to make a disguise didn't teach you right they suck" as the cloaked figures jaws drop but before they can speak up he walks towards the bathroom.
Third P.O.V
As Y/n gets done using the bathroom and washing his hands [unlike all of you degenerates thats right I got my eye on you] he opens the door and walks towards the table and sits down speaking up and starting the conversation "so let's start no need to panic,I won't spread your identity" he whispers "and how do we know your telling the truth huh you could be lying for all we know" the short one or as you know her Pearl says "well let's start with the fact that you haven't been mobbed by a crowd quite yet now have you" he says pointing towards the inklings spending time with there family and enjoying their meals "that's a good point but there's no guarantee you haven't got a timer set up to do it at a later date" Pearl responds "well thats also invalid because you two are probably gonna switch disguises after this aren't you" he responds reasonably
[Now not gonna continue to bore you with this fruitless conversation but just know some threats might have been thrown around,and two people had to be calmed down *cough* Y/n and Pearl *cough*]
"Well I'm done here so I'll take my leave some of your insults honestly got under my skin so I need to blow off some steam,oh and Marie ill be back later tomorrow" Y/n says with an aggravated voice "that was the point jackass" Pearl says irritated "whatever you say shortstack but anyway I'm off see you later" he says with a smug tone and before Pearl can retort hes already gone having used Shunpo,he leaves the faint smell of paint behind....
Pearl P.O.V
honestly what a dickhead he gets on my fucking nerves so bad I just want to punch him in his stupid face next time I see him though I'll get him back alright just you wait Y/n.
Y/n P.O.V
Honestly that place reminded me of wafflehouse strange but at least there's something nostalgic about this city.
Authors note
So told you the chapter was gonna be short it was nearly half of what my chapters are supposed to be
Anyway off track hope you have a good day or night
Author out
Small edit:
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