Splatoon two x Male reader

Part 16 - preping for my date!

Y/n P.O.V

Done reminiscing on the past I open my eyes and look around seeing the mess I've made by getting angry sighing I stand up and start walking towards the exit pipe,but not before taking a slight detour useing Shunpo I reach my destination with only a slight delay of a few seconds now arriving I stand over the battlefield looking around I make sure no one else is here to notice me dropping down quickly (like how captain levi did off the wall except Y/n isn't absolutely covered in the guts and blood of his enemies.) reaching the foundation of the arena he looks around for Bob's sword finally spotting it he walks over and pulls it from the ground.

Timeskip Begin

Queue elevator music

I literally couldn't find a video that wasn't longer than an hour

Timeskip End

Done with what I was doing I stand up and take my gloves off before laying them by the gravestone laying my shovel on the ground a few meters away,and out of site I turn around to begin heading towards home.

?????? P.O.V

Watching the human dig a grave for a inferior species really short-circuits my entire being I mean isn't he supposed to be at the top of the food chain an apex predator the pinnacle of evolution yet here he is going on dates with inferior species and thinking he has friends on this crappy landmass this place is really just an onland aquarium that he doesn't observe,and instead lives inside oblivious to how he got here or who opened his cryopod.

(Hehe bet someone will guess who that is I won't say you won't be able to because thats a red flag that you will be able to
Anyways going off track here so back to the story.)

Y/n P.O.V

Pulling my hood over my head to cover myself from the rain I reach into my inner pocket and grab my cigarettes and lighter,lighting my cigarette

I continue walking through the bustling city full of life getting odd looks and stares for reasons I really don't care about,walking past a few shops one a clothes shop which is modeled like an older generation clothing store named Ye Olde Clothe Shoppe peering into the door as I walk by I take notice of a door in the back with little to no light the only source being a candle near the top of the frame with a sign hanging on the handle of the door thats reads
Human Clothe [Humans Only] walking towards the entrance I decide to enter and start looking for an employee.

Jelfonzo P.O.V

Standing over the register I turn around to look at the calendar before hearing the bell to my door ring "be with thou in a minute" I raise my voice so whoever entered could hear me *sigh* 'it really tires me to do the old english especially when I have to do it all the time' I think to myself before turning around spotting a tall person who's about 6'3 if I had to take a guess,looking at the floral shirts "hello there can I help thou" I ask nicely seeming to startle the person "oh uh yes I'm looking for a few things" they say looking down at me with a hood covering everything but the bottom of their chin "well then what could thoust be looking for" I inquiries "well I'm a collector so I was wondering if I'd be able to look at the human clothes" they ask nicely "well I was about to close down shop besides the sign for only humans never works since there's obviously no humans alive anymore plus I'll be able to go home and see the wife and kids" I say towards the covered person as I start towards the door.

Third P.O.V

As Jelfonzo stops at the door he grabs the key out of the register and unlocks the door,and then entering gesturing for the trench coat covered person to follow him walking in the covered person closes the door behind them while Jelfonzo approaches a curtain with a lever to the right flipping the lever down the curtain rises rapidly making a ruffling noise while they both shield their eyes from the bright lights now over the blinding lights the masked figure takes a sharp inhale before speaking "this...this is amazing man I've never seen such a collection of ancient artifacts like these in anywhere but the museum,and even then its put to shame by this" they yell outloud clearly shocked [and acting] "well I do pride myself on this" Jelfonzo says aloud with a proud tone.

Walkomg out of the store the coated figure yells back clearly happy "thanks for the awesome stuff man"while Jelfonzo waves also happy because he can now go home and enjoy a great supper with his wife and kids,and also because he just made a pretty big sale contract with the stranger.

Authors note time baby
So I'm back now did you all miss me [you fucking better have hah I'm just kidding]
So the ending that one was

Drumroll please

The

Secret ending

But don't let that discourage you because I'll still be showing the other endings
The ending after the secret ending will be the good one,and then the neutral ending,and last but not least the bad one
So hope yall all have enjoyed this chapter

With great love Coffee Addict signing off.