Clint has guts

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Clint: Natasha there's something I need to tell you...

Natasha: who'd you shoot now?

Clint: nobody I wanted to tell you that

Bruce: FHDJSK KFKVKDNSC TONY TOOK SHWARMA!!!!!!

Natasha: woah there big guy! TONY GIVE BRUCE HIS DAMN SHWARMA BACK!!!

Tony: she's scarier than pepper!

Pepper: -_-'

Steve: and you live with him how?

Pepper: I'm not sure...

Natasha: you were saying something Clint?

Clint: Nvm

Natasha: please Clint it sounded important?!

(Clint and Natasha are private chatting)

Tony: pepper when's the shipment of Italian scotch coming in?

Pepper: Monday

Tony: -_- seriously it's Friday

Thor: man of iron do you have feelings for lady pepper?

Tony: no she yells too much

Pepper: ANTHONY STARK WHY IS THERE A PAIR Of YOUR DIRTY UNDERWEAR ON THE FRONT DESK?!!?

Tony: that's my cue

(Tony is offline)

(Pepper is offline)

Steve: does he have no sense of personal decency?

(Clint and Natasha are done privet chatting)

Bruce: nope he's living scuzz with a goatee

Natasha: do you really mean that Clint?

Clint: yeah

Natasha: that's so sweet! Meet me at the Starbucks near the theater around 4

(Natasha is offline)

Clint: whoopie!!!!

(Clint is offline)

Tony: time to drown our sorrows in shwarma

(Everybody is offline)

A/N not as funny as it was in my head, ahh well these things happen. Clintasha action is always good!

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