Natasha: ugh I'm sick again!
Tony: lol more morning sickness?
Natasha: not funny and no I've got a sore throat...
Tony: oh
Pepper: tony we have an ultrasound today!
Tony: yay!!!
(Pepper and tony are offline)
Natasha: god Tony's a real prick sometimes
Steve: agreed
Loki: yes
Thor: POPTART!!!
Natasha: poptart?
Steve: poptart?!
Loki: poptart...?
Thor: hi
Natasha: hi..?
Thor: yes, salutations my midguardian friends
Natasha: ok then...
Loki: he is unusual...
Natasha: yeah...
Steve: I found Peggy!
Natasha: in a nursing home???
Steve: no, she still looks good
Natasha: oh ok then...
(Peggy is online)
Peggy: hello
Steve: :)
Peggy: what?
Steve it's a happy face! :)
Peggy: oh that's neat!
Loki: no I do not believe that the face is tidy
Peggy: *smacks Loki upside the head* no you stupid git I meant that it was interesting!
Natasha: -__- oh dear
Steve: Loki don't mess with her, she slapped an officer who made fun of her accent. He had a handprint for two days!
Loki: she's almost as bad a Natasha
Natasha: заткнись ты идиот
Peggy: is that Chinese...?
Natasha: Russian...
Peggy: whoops sorry!
Natasha: horn head already asked that.
Peggy: horn, head?
Steve: Loki, his helmets got really tacky looking horns on it...
Loki: TACKY???!!! YOU DARE SAY THE GREAT AND POWERFUL LOKI IS TACKY!!!!???
Natasha: I got this
Loki: hahaha I laugh out loud you stupid woman!
Natasha: ...
Loki: OHMYGODSHESONTHECIELING!!!!
(Loki is offline and broken)
Natasha: HAHA THE BLACK WIDOW IS BACK!!!!!
Steve: e.o you ceilinged him?
Natasha: yup!
Steve: woohoo!!!!!
Peggy: hahaha sucker!
Natasha: *kicks hole in wall* I feel destructive!! Wanna throw random metal shit inside the engine and see how long it takes for fury to get pissed off?
Steve: naturally
Thor: MOJILNOR AWAY!!!! (Yes)
Peggy: umm sure?
Natasha: excellent! I'll gather the metal, you guys suit up!
(Everyone is offline)
