Fury: you guys BROKE the Empire State Building, broke into and stole from a Walmart, smashed the Brooklyn bridge, broke the six top floor with god knows what and sent the hellicarrier careening from the sky three times In one week! What do you all have to say for yourselves?!?!
Tony: Tweety and tarantula are screwing each other!!!
Natasha: they all knew that ironass I WAS pregnant after all!!!
Tony: so?! You're screwing each other again and you guys are NOT careful with contraceptives!
Clint: what does it matter?!
Tony: hmm only that we have to pick up the slack while little red her eats pickles and Icecream on the couch!
Natasha: TOO FAR STARK!!
Steve: stop it you're acting like a bunch of children!!
Tony: screw off Steve nobody cares!
Bruce: guys...
Pepper: tony stark apologize NOW!
Tony: NO!
Pepper: STARK!!!
Thor: you all are so petty and tiny it is quite entertaining!
Jane: THOR! Not the time!!!
Tony: you wanna go thunder butt?
Thor: HOW DARE TOU INSULT ME MAN OF IRON!!!
(Tony and Thor fight)
Jane: THOR ODINSON!
Pepper: ANTHONY EDWARD STARK!
Hulk: HULK SMASH!!!
Maria: WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU ALL?!
Steve: TONY! STOP IT YOU'RE BEING AN ASS AGAIN!
Peggy: woah...
Fury: ALL OF YOU SHUT THE HELL UP!!!
(Everyone stares at the director)
Fury: this is the fifth fight or more appropriately phrased, war this week! I'm sending you all to group counseling! Maybe then you'll learn how to get along!
Natasha: no way!
Tony: you're kidding right?!
Thor: what is counseling?
Clint: WTF?!?
Bruce: that is a good idea
Steve: I agree with Bruce
Jane: you brought it upon yourselves
Pepper: yeah, now I'm going to go calm down
Fury: I'll see all six of you tomorrow outside the medical wing.
(Everyone is offline)
