Hangover

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Tony: whose idea was it to get hammered last night?

Natasha: -_-' yours

Tony: oh

Steve: I remember things I'm not proud of seeing O.O

Clint: ...

Natasha: don't look at me! I wasn't even that drunk, plus I don't have a hangover because I actually drank something other than alcohol!

Pepper: TONY STARK WHY IS THERE AN EMPTY TEQUILA BOTTLE IN THE TOILET!!!???!!!

Tony: I'm dead

Natasha: yup

Steve: totally

Clint: bleech I feel sick

Natasha: because you went up against Tony for shots anrd lost!

Clint...

Thor: hello my brethren why do you all look ill?

Natasha: hey Thor

Thor: except for lady Natasha

Natasha: we went drinking and dancing like "responsible" adults

Clint: I don't remember anything!

Tony: let me fill you in, at around midnight you ****** Natasha in a passionate attempt to make little bird babies

Natasha: TONY THAT NEVER HAPPENED!!!!

Tony: yes It did, now you've got a little hawk baby inside you.

Natasha: *smacks Tony upside the head* get a life scotch boy

Clint: ...

Steve: ...

Bruce: I think you two did sneak off around midnight though but Natasha didn't look too intoxicated.

Natasha: see scotch boy!?

Clint: ...

Steve: I'm going to punch punching bags

(Steve is offline)

Clint: I'm off to shoot arrows

(Clint is offline)

Natasha: I'm off to shoot arrows and guns with Clint

(Natasha is offline)

Tony: I'm off to do science in my new lab with Bruce

(Tony is offline)

(Bruce is offline)

Thor: poptart away!

(Thor is offline)

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