Jolly green has a crush

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Tony: I can't believe you had a pillow fight without me!

Natasha: too bad tin head!

Pepper: Natasha...

Natasha: yes?

Clint: aww she's putting on the puppy eyes

Tony: I didn't know assassins had puppy eyes

Natasha: now you know!

Clint: um guys why is the hulk sitting in the corner sulking?

Natasha: hey big guy what's up?

Hulk: HULK FIND PRETTY GIRL AND SHE SCARED OF HULK!

Tony: let Bruce handle it

Hulk: BRUCE NO LIKE PRETTY GIRL

Tony: ha Bruce is an idiot sometimes

Hulk: ME WANT TO TALK TO PRETTY GIRL, HER NAME IS SUSAN!

Natasha: you let Bruce talk and then maybe when she's comfortable with the whole idea you and her talk.

Hulk: OK

(Hulk is now Bruce)

Bruce: what happened?

Tony: jolly green took over!

Bruce: I didn't break Harlem again did I?

Natasha: hahaha no

Bruce: then what happened?

Tony: jolly green has a crush

Bruce: in who?

(Sarah has been invited on)

Natasha: her

Sarah: hi...

Bruce: O.O

Tony: Bruce...?

Bruce: hi

Sarah: um hi...?

Tony (Private chat): he <3s her!!!

Natasha (private chat): yes!

Bruce: sorry you had to see the...other guy.

Sarah: no problem, he sorta ran off for some odd reason.

Bruce: oh

Sarah: do you want to grab lunch or something?

Bruce: uh sure!

(Sarah is offline)

(Bruce is offline)

Natasha: that worked out well

Tony: totally!

(Natasha is offline)

(Tony is offline)

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