Natasha: why do I even have to be here...
Tony: because you started the whole ceiling thing!
Natasha: because you've got the IQ of a piece of-
Steve: enough!
Clint: aww come on just when it was getting funny!
Tony: oh I'll show you funny tweety bird!
Bruce: tony...
Thor: friend Bruce is right, we are a team and cannot be fighting among ourselves!
Jane: why am I here?!
Fury: because you're associated with this three ring circus!
Jane: case and point
Pepper: what about me? These guys are going to send me into labour!
Natasha: I agree with pepper! Let her leave!
Tony: yeah, I don't want her getting all stressed out!
Fury: she has to stay!
Natasha: oh really director? Does she?
Fury: leave if you must mrs. Stark
Pepper: it's Potts still I kept my maiden name.
(Pepper is offline)
Tony: OUCH! Tarantula kicked me!
Natasha: I'm not a tarantula! I'm a black widow stupid!
Tony: stupid? Hardly I have more brains in my pinky finger nail than you have in your whole body!
Natasha: Asshole!
Tony: bitch!
Steve/Bruce/Fury: KNOCK IT OFF!!!
Thor: my ears are in pain!
Jane: shush!
Thor: sorry...
Steve: ah here's the therapist now
(Dr. Samson is online)
Dr. Samson: ok first call me Abigail or even Abby!
(Dr. Samson is now Abby)
Tony: hi I'm tony but you can call me any time you like
Natasha: you're married to one of my best friends stark...
Abby: oh boy here we go
Tony: doesn't mean I can't flirt!
Steve: stay faithful to your wife!
Abby: before this escalates-
Tony: you want to go spangles? Do you?
Steve: put on the suit and we'll go a few rounds!
(Tony and Steve fight)
Abby: please stop!
Natasha: hold on
(Natasha jumps in and rips the boys off each other)
Tony: let me go!
Steve: I'm sorry miss, I let my temper get the best of me
(Peggy is online)
Peggy: oh Stevie your eye!
Steve: it's alright peggy doesn't hurt much.
Peggy: my poor brave soldier..
Tony: uh ew! Go screw each other into the ground somewhere else!
Peggy: get lost stark
Tony: I don't hit girls!
Clint: then where does Nat fit in?
Tony: she's too manly for a-
(Natasha has tony in a choke hold)
Abby: get off him please!
Fury: hey stupids! Do as the therapist asks or there's going to be hell!
(Everybody sits down)
Tony: she tried to kill me!
Natasha: if I tried to kill you you'd be dead by now!
Tony: cocky much?
Natasha: THAT'S IT!!!
(Natasha lunges for tony)
Fury: SIT!!!
Abby: what did I get myself into...
A/N: hey guys! (Wow it feels like forever!) you know the drill! Feedback, story ideas, or even criticism!
