Clint: I'm In so much shit right now!
Tony: why?
Thor: lady Jane is ill :(
Steve: poor Jane :(, and why are you in trouble Clint?
Clint: I think I got Natasha pregnant!
Tony: WHAT?!
Steve: oh. My. God
Thor: that is most unfortunate
Bruce: if you can get a blood sample I can determine whether or not she is in fact pregnant.
Clint: what do I do!?
Tony: well why do you think she's pregnant?
Clint: she's all grumpy one minute happy the next, I don't know if she's been sick or not because we have different apartments!
Bruce: blood sample!
Steve: just ask her! Being brave makes her think you care!
Tony: wait for her to tell you because if you ask she might think you think she's fat!!!!
Thor: ask her in a polite and sensitive way! I had similar suspicions about Jane earlier this month and I was sensitive about it and she did not get mad.
Bruce: BLOOD SAMPLE!!!
Steve: Bruce calm down please
Tony: yeah we don't need you to smash the tower again
Bruce: -__-
Clint: NOT HELPING!!!!
Bruce: do her clothes look a little smaller around her stomach?
Clint: I'm not sure because she's avoiding me!
Tony: shit here she comes!
(Natasha is online)
Natasha: Clint are you ok?
Clint: Imdjcndsooooofxnxndnsorrydndnxmnatxi'lldkekskbedcnfjsadkskcnfmgoodjfjrdkckdadfmdmxkcidndjspromisenfnenxnfdns!!!!!
Natasha: ooookaayy then
Thor: he is concerned he may have inflicted a certain condition upon you...
Natasha: what?!
Clint: ...
Steve: are you sick Natasha?
Natasha: umm no not to my knowledge...
Tony: are you sure?
Natasha: yeah I'm sure....why?
Clint: ....
Thor: are you tired lady Natasha?
Natasha: no Thor I'm fine thanks for your concern though :)
(Tony is private messaging Thor
(Private message)
Tony: Thor you ask her!
Thor: no it is not my place Clint should be a man and face his actions
Tony: fine!
(Tony is done private messaging Thor)
Clint: Nat are you....
Natasha: am I what Clint?
Clint: AREYOUPREGNANT?!?
Natasha: what? No! I was all in a knot because I thought I was but the test came back negative.
Clint: why'd you think you were pregnant?
Natasha: I was late and I missed a day on the pill.
Clint: phew!
Natasha: though that a something to think about later on...
Everybody: NO!
Natasha: jk jk!
Tony: celebratory shwarma!
(Everybody is offline)
A/N: I worried you guys for a minute didn't I,
Well no clintasha baby.... For now >=)
