Tony: hello people's of shield!
Maria: are you drunk?
Tony: noooo...
Pepper: /).- tony...
Bruce: ok let's go do drunk science!
Tony: yay!
(Tony and Bruce are offline)
Maria: -__- we put up with them why?
Pepper: not sure...
(Steve is online)
Steve: hello!
Maria: hi Steve!
Pepper: hey Steve...
Steve: is tony drunk again?
Pepper: uh huh...
Steve: that asshole!
Maria: Steve...
Steve: sorry he turned my suit into a spandex sparkly pink...thing
Pepper: >:( I'm going to kill him!
Steve: it's all good!
Pepper: yeah ok...
Maria: one of the agents touched my ass today and I thought it was tony
Steve: that is not how a nice man behaves...
Maria: fury chewed him out really good!
Pepper: I'll bet he did...
Maria: what...?
Pepper: hmm...
Maria: whatever!
(Maria is offline)
Steve: I haven't seen Clint and Natasha since this morning!
Pepper: they're at an ultrasound...
Steve: and I bet Natasha is hassling the poor doctor...
Pepper: most likely...
(Fury is online)
Fury: pepper can you please haul your drunk husband away from the hellicarrier's control panel?!
Pepper: aww shit!
(Pepper is offline)
(Fury is offline)
Steve: I'm so alone...
(Steve is offline)
A/N: heh heh heh.... Umm anyway remember you can help choose the genders and the name of the baby!
