Natasha: me and Clint's anniversary is coming up and I have no idea what the flip to get him!
Tony: a bottle of scotch?
Natasha: -_- no
Steve: cologne?
Natasha: maybe... But I don't know what scent he likes!
Tony: try "eau de seduction" by Martin amour!
Natasha: that stuff smells like ****
Thor: how about armor!
Natasha: Clint's an archer not a sword fighter
Thor: oh
Bruce: pepper got tony a miniature lab kit thingy
Tony: it's really cool!
Natasha: maybe I should get him a custom bow?
Steve: yeah, and maybe some cologne and some other stuff!
Natasha: thanks guys!
(Natasha is offline)
(Clint is online)
Clint: I have no freaking idea what to get Natasha for our anniversary! HELP ME!!!
Steve: chocolates!
Tony: imported roses!
Bruce: perfume!
Thor: jewelry!
Tony: lingerie!
Steve: a pretty dress to wear and then take her out for a romantic evening!
Tony: make it a Chinese silk dress with real diamond jewelry and dinner at the most exclusive restaurant then take her home in a limo and do adult things in your room!
Clint: I can't do any of that stuff!
Tony: but your best friend is rich, famous, and had connections!
Clint: you'd really do that tony?!
Tony: hell yeah! You're like a brother Clint and brothers help brothers!
Clint: oh yeah!
(Clint is offline)
Steve: man tony that's really nice of you
Tony: he helped me through a rough patch with pepper now I'm repaying the favor
Bruce: that's very grown up of you tony
Tony: now I'm off to get hammered with imported scotch!
Steve:I've got to warn pepper
Bruce: -__- I stand corrected
(Everybody is offline)
