Men are weird

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Clint: I'm glad that nasty virus is gone I didn't think I would ever get better

Tony: too bad, I liked teasing Natasha about her being sick

Natasha: it was the Flu not morning sickness!

Tony: I thought there were little assassin babies on the way :'(

Natasha: Clint and I have barely been dating a month and you already think we've been doing that?

Tony: life moves fast when you're an assassin?

Natasha: no just.... No

Clint: actually....

Natasha .....no Clint

Clint: I'm frustrated!!!

Natasha: -_-'

Tony: I feel ya brother

Steve: ....

Bruce: I know how you feel

Steve: ....

Tony: Steve are you getting some behind our backs?!

Steve: no but a really attractive young lady just walked into the café I'm at and she's making eyes at me

Tony: make contact dude!

Steve: ok

(Steve is offline)

Natasha: men are weird

Pepper: I know right?!

Natasha: let's go

Pepper: yes let's go!

(Natasha is offline)

(Pepper is offline)

(Steve is online)

Steve: she had a boyfriend who looked like he could hold his ground with the hulk

Tony: ouch

Steve: yup

Tony: who's up for drinking?

All remaining chatroom occupants: let's go!

(Everybody is offline)

A/N Clintasha for the win in the next chappie!

You guys know the drill!

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