𝐇𝐈𝐆𝐇 𝐄𝐍𝐎𝐔𝐆𝐇 - 𝗺. 𝐬𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐧𝐢𝗼𝐥𝗼 ✓

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chris - matt - nick

woolly mammoth 🦣
you need to ask hazel on a date

soda kid 🥤
like right now

lover boy 💗
HOW
WHAT IF SHE DOESNT WANT TO GO OUT

woolly mammoth 🦣
ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS???
DID YOU NOT READ ANY OF THE CONVERSATION WE HAD

soda kid 🥤
KID SHE LITERALLY SAID HOW SHE WAS DISAPPOINTED YOU DIDNT ASK HER

lover boy 💗
ok ok
still idk HOW

woolly mammoth 🦣
hazel can i take you out to dinner?

soda kid 🥤
will you go out with me?

lover boy 💗
oh
so should i ask her right now?

woolly mammoth 🦣
NO YOU ASK HER IN PERSON
IF YOU ASK HER OVER TEXT THE RELATIONSHIP IS OVER

soda kid 🥤
here's a nice idea after the celebratory dinner is when you ask

lover boy 💗
after?

woolly mammoth 🦣
yes after

lover boy 💗
ok
i can do this
right?

soda kid 🥤
yes
you can do it matt

woolly mammoth 🦣
before you start doubting yourself, think back the the convo i just had with her about how much she wants you to ask her out
do you need the screenshots?

lover boy 💗
no nick i have the convo right here
god, i can't believe you guys added her to a gc

woolly mammoth 🦣
YOURE WELCOME
IF IT WASNT FOR US YOU PROBABLY WOULDNT HAVE THE INFORMATION YOU HAVE RIGHT NOW

soda kid 🥤
YEA YOU SHOULD BE THANKING US
WE PRETTY MUCH JUST SECURED YOU A DATE

lover boy 💗
i could have done it myself

soda kid 🥤
THE HELL YOU COULD HAVE

woolly mammoth 🦣
i-

lover boy 💗
you what nick
you what?

woolly mammoth 🦣
i am in shock
THAT IS OUTRAGEOUS WHAT YOU JUST SAID TO ME
FIVE SECONDS AGO YOU WERE COMPLAINING AND WHINING ABOUT HOW YOU COULDN'T AND HOW YOU WERE TOO SCARED BUT NOW WE SHOWED YOU HOW WE HELPED YOU ACT LIKE YOU DONT NEED IT???

soda kid 🥤
nick calm down

lover boy 💗
actually i can hear you screaming at me in my head

woolly mammoth 🦣
NO
DONT EVER SAY SOME SHIT LIKE THAT TO ME AGAIN
matthew the next time you come to be for advice, i'm not giving it to you because you act like this
you can go to chris but good luck with that because we all know i give better then him

soda kid 🥤
STFU NICK
NO YOU DONT
YOU DONT EVEN LIKE GIRLS

woolly mammoth 🦣
WHAT DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH THIS?!

soda kid 🥤
UM HAZEL?!?

woolly mammoth 🦣
IM TALKING ABOUT ADVICE IN GENERAL STUPID

lover boy 💗
GOD SHUT THE FUCK UP ALREADY
STOP IT
SHUT UP
SHUT UP
STOP

woolly mammoth 🦣
no
you

soda kid 🥤
be quiet matt

lover boy 💗
NO
NO
ABSOLUTELY NOT
I WILL NOT
OK
I GOT IT
ASK HER OUT AFTER WE TAKE HER OUT TO DINNER AND IN PERSON
SHE LIKES ME
I LIKE HER
I CAN DO IT
I WILL DO IT

woolly mammoth 🦣
our work here is done :)

soda kid 🥤
nicely done nick

woolly mammoth 🦣
and a good job to you chris

lover boy 💗
are you serious?
that was your plan?
to piss me off so much that i get... confident?

woolly mammoth 🦣
originally, no
i was pissed because you were annoying me but then i realized that i could make it that so i did

soda kid 🥤
yup
i knew as soon as he started

lover boy 💗
im done.

woolly mammoth 🦣
ok bye

soda kid🥤
bye bye mattyb

a/n
i. love. them. so. much.

IM WORKING ON MY NEW BOOK
and i THINK that it is (or almost) safe to say this book is halfway through

i never intended for it to be super or anything and i have the ending in mind :)

don't worry it will be good i promise

other then the book i am working on right now, i have multiple ideas for others books

let me know if you guys want a chris fic or another matt fic

for some reason i feel like i can write matt better but i can try chris if y'all want me to lmao

LOVE YALL