Always Expect the Unexpected

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Chapter 8

Entering into the month of October me, Jess, and the boys decided to have a nice picnic while the boys finished their APG business. “Wait, wait, and wait! APG is having a charity show strip show!” I yelled laughing. This was by far the funniest thing I’ve ever heard of. Leave it up to Max and the rest of the frat boys to make me laugh so hard that I thought I was dying.

“Melissa it isn’t that funny.” Said James.

“Yes it is! Considering none of you know how to strip!”

Harry smiled looking at me and said, “Stripping is not hard.” Jess smiled sitting down next to me and said, “Oh yeah? Then prove it, show us a stripper move.” “Alright,”

Harry said as he smiled and looked behind him, “Niall!” Niall turned around facing Harry as he yelled, “What?” Harry smiled, “Thing 1 and Thing 2 don’t think we can strip, why don’t you give them a sneak peek.” Niall smiled as he took a deep breath and raised up his shirt running past us as he screamed, “YOLO!” me and Jess fell out laughing. Max had spit out his water, while James chocked on his burger. “Yeah see that’s not going to raise money for your charity.” Said Jess.

“I think it will.” said Harry. “I’d love to see who would throw ones at you guys, while you do things like that.” I said as I grabbed a handful of grapes.

Max looked behind us to see a group of cheerleaders, “Hey can I bother you guys for a second?” asked Max.

“Sure, what do you need handsome?” said one of the cheerleaders.

Max smiled, “If you came to an APG charity event that evolved the fraternity, stripping and doing random weird shit like what Niall just did, would you spend money to donate?”

“Hell yeah!” yelled the cheerleaders. Max said his ‘Thank You’ as Jess said, “You can’t ask them.”

“Why not?” asked James.

“Because their some horny ditzy blondes, their opinion is invaded.” I laughed as Harry sits next to me leaning his face so close to mine that we literary shared the same breathing space, “You are so cute when you’re jealous.”

“And your still a dick.” I smiled.

“Say the word love and I’ll be your dick.” Harry simpered. I leaned a little closer, “Only in your dreams Mr. Styles.” Harry winked and moved back as Niall walked up saying, “Are we getting up close and personal now? If so I call next!” I looked at Niall, smiled, and flicked him off. “I like a feisty girl.” Niall simpered.

I groaned, “Changing the subject, when is this strip show?”

“Saturday.” Said Jess.

“Oh we have to go!” I laughed.

“Already marked it in my calendar, just bought new film for my camera, and a memory card for your Video recorder.” Said Jess as I slapped high five’s with her.

“Yeah sit and make jokes all you want, but don’t be surprised when we rank in the doe.” Said James. Me and Jess looked at each other again and fell on the grass laughing. The boys ended up dropping the subject, moving on to what foods that they wanted to be served at the function.

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Leaving the park we all decided to grab some ice cream. Max and I decided to get everyone’s order, so it would be guaranteed that we had a table to sit at inside. Walking back to the front of the Ice Cream Parlor Max asked, “So are you really coming to the Show Saturday or were you just joking?”

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