YOU*UNI : CAKE

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"Bye guys!! Love you!!" Calum blew a kiss at the screen, while Luke smiled.

"We're so good at this oh my god" Luke said jokingly.

"I know right" Calum agreed.

Luke reached to turn off the camera, but Calum swatted his arm.

"Ugh! When can I touch it?"

"Him" Calum corrected.

"Him" Luke growled.

"Never! Because I don't trust you yet"

"That hurts. I trust you"

"Well that means, your trusting skills are very low." Calum took his camera of its stand and plugged it into the computer.

"Do you think I could edit the videos sometime?" Luke questioned.

"No"

"Calum! I don't want to do this if you won't even let me do anything"

"I'm sorry, I just don't want it ruined."

"I won't ruin it, just teach me, and I'll help. When you're not able to do it, I can do it. It is our account"

"My account"

"Calum!"

Calum crossed his arms. "Fine"

"Geez. You're so sassy, man"

"You're one to talk" Calum grumbled.

They got started, and Luke picked up very quickly.

"TV time"

They sat on the sofa that was in the small living room they had; which was next to the kitchen.

"Mean Girls" Luke said in between coughs.

"We don't even own the movie, and it's not on-"

"I have the movie" Luke scoffed. He got up, and dug into his entertainment bag.

Luke winked at Calum, which caused him to giggle. "Every time"

Calum put the movie in, and it started to play.

Through out the whole movie, Luke said lines from it.

"I find it weird how you know every line"

"I find it weird that you named your camera and call it a he/him rather than it"

"I find it weird that you wear socks when you sleep"

"I find it weird how your breath smells like crap even when you brushed your teeth"

Calum pouted, and looked down.

Luke moved his head down so he can meet Calum's eyes. "I was kidding"

"Okay" Calum smiled cheerfully.

"We good?"

Calum nodded.

knock knock knock (On my hotel door, I don't even know if she knows what for she was cryin' on my shoulder I already told her trust and respect is what we do this for! I never intended to be next *rick ross* but you didn't need to take him yo bed that's all. And I never saw him as a threat *rick ross* until you disappeared with him to have sex of course- okay I'm sorry. I was going to only put one line but it turned into many lines)

Calum went to go open the door, and Luke swatted his butt.

"Heyy!" Calum squeaked holding his butt.

"Hi Mikeeyy and Ashh"

"I GOT BEEAAERRRRRRRRRRR" Ashton slurred.

Calum couldn't help the smile that appeared on his face.

He took the beer away, and brought it back to where Luke sat.

"Want some?"

"I don't drink"

"Come onnnn"

"Nooaa!"

"Please???"

"No, Cally"

"Cally?"

"You call me Lukey sometimes"

"That was once"

"Whatever"

"Please? I'll never ask you for anything anymore"

"No more singing at night?"

"Hey! That's not apart of the deal. I need you to sing to me so I can fall asleep. Tonight can you sing Therapy by All Time Low?"

"Okay, Calum"

"Yay!" Calum set the beer on the ground, and started to drink some.

"That guys! Was behind the scenes Cake!" Michael shouted.

Calum and Luke turned around.

"I still don't find it fair how Michael can hold your camera but I can't" Luke frowned.

"I love him more than you" Calum acknowledged.

"No you don't. You love me so much, you can't even sleep right"

"That's incorrect"

"No it's not"

"Yeeahh huhh"

"You sure?"

"Mhmm"

"You asked for it!"

Michael turned back on the camera and smirked evilly.

Luke pounced on Calum, and started tickling his sides and stomach simultaneously.

Calum giggled harshly, and kicked his legs, but Luke pinned them down.

"NO! LUCAS! STOP IT!! PLEASE!!"

"Do you love me more??"

"YES! YES! I LOVE YOU MORE THAN MICHAEL!!"

"And Ashton?"

"YESS! P-PLEASE STOPPPP! LUKKEKEEE!" Calum laughed like crazy, with tears spilling out his doe brown eyes.

"That's what I thought" Luke got off Calum, and smirked.

"Oh my god" Michael whispered to himself.

Calum sat on Luke's lap, and Luke giggled.

"Get off"

"No!" Calum sassed.

Luke carefully took Calum off of his lap, and put him beside him.

Michael shamelessly went to Cal's computer, and uploaded the moments Calum and Luke just had.

He put "You're welcome" In the description.

Calum got Luke to drink beer..maybe too much beer.

"Whatsss yourrr nAAmmeEE??" Luke poked Calum's nose.

Calum poked his lips out. "UMM ERRMM I GOT TISSS, BLURGY TIPS"

"Cooaalll naimme maennn"

"I NOOOaaaa RIAGHHHTT"

They both ended up in fits of laughter.

"We have an exam tomorrow"

"WELL WE'RE FUCKED..."

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