YOU*UNI : CAKE

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Am I writing too much in this book? IDEK

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"Luke Robert Hemmings?"

"L-Lukey?"

Luke got up, and slowly walked to the door.

"You are arrested for the possession of Marijuana and Ecstasy" The buff man said.

"Fuck" Luke mumbled.

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"You must got the wrong person" Calum narrowed his eyes.

"No. Calum. I actually didn't want to tell you. I'm a drug dealer"

"What the donuts???!!!" The buff man yelled.

"Blurrrggerrr bots!" Luke screamed.

Calum started giggling. "Rawr philosophy"

"Come on son, let's go downtown" The cop proceeded.

"Fuck" Luke cursed.

"You can fuck cell mates there"

"Ummm, I don't think that's an appropriate thing to say, sir"

"You won't be only fucking your cell mates either, son" The police winked.

"AHHHHHHHH" Calum screamed.

"Calum? You okay?" Luke rushed to Calum's bed.

Calum looked at the clock and saw it was 5:09 AM. "Are you a drug dealer?"

"Huh?"

"I had a dream that you were a drug dealer...and the cop was going to rape you" Calum pouted.

"Shhh," Luke moved into the bed with Calum "It's alright, little one"

Luke and Calum were now facing each other. Calum dug his head in Luke's broad chest and sniffled silently. Luke squeezed Calum tightly.

"Don't leave me, Please"

"I won't. Ever" Luke whispered.

"Promise?"

"I promise, Calum"

Calum sighed happily and turned to look in those ocean blue eyes he loved dearly. He rose his hand to stroke Luke's soft cheek that had a drop of acne.

They started to lean closer-

"AYYYEYYEYEYEEEEEE! GET UP BITCHESSSSSSSS!!!!" (Fuck you)

Luke quickly tried to move away from Calum, and dropped on the floor.

"You okay, Hemmings?" Calum frowned.

"Yeah" Luke winced.

"Ayyyee, ooh. What was going on here?" Michael wiggled his eyebrows smirking.

"Nothing" Luke groaned standing up.

Calum's heart shattered at his words.

"It's 5 fucking am, what the hell do you want?" Luke chided through clenched teeth.

"Grumpy are we?" Michael still had a smirked painted on his lips.

"What. Do. You. Want?" Luke crossed his arms, and raised an eyebrow.

"Sassy are we?" Calum teased.

"You go Glenn Cocoa" Michael high fived Calum; who was still in his bed.

"Did you just quote my movie?" Luke seethed.

"Lukey, calm down"

Luke turned to Calum, and raised an eyebrow. "Fine"