Nancy Bobofit And The Halfgods

Nancy

"...Ever found it crazy you're a Half Titian?"

I say. "Hm?" Replied Saorise. "Oh. Eh. Nah. I mean-

"But you once lived in an orphanage then mansion, and what! Gods are now obsessed with you. In a Bad and in a Good way!"

"Yeah ok, try having The Goddess of Dawn fly you away to either quest or School or off the Saint Louis arch" She muttered.

"How the-

"Well. I had to live in a mansion with so many yet little people. Heck. I don't Even remember the second owner ever liking me"

"Second Owner?"

"Heh, Theia my aunt tried hard to convince him to not make me star Dust"

"I'm sorry- what?!-

Then the car stopped.

"So Yeah. Hehe. Crazy life. Much Harder considering Zeus probably wants to Zap me with his Master Bolt"

"Why in the heck would he want to do that?!!" I say.

"Because that's how he is. He and my Mom agreed to separate but to never be in the same territory again. At first it was fine, but then boom!" She empathized. "Along came A Lady, his kids, then Along came Dad and Me."

"Ah-

"Once Again, Petty feelings all over again" she said.

I didn't know if I found that strange or a bit funny, even concerning. To an extent at least. "What's the thing with Your Mom and Hades then?"

"What about them?" She snickered, walking over the crunching leaves.

"No! Ah- no What i meant was that. Why don't they like eachother?"

"Law relation. Mom's name literally means "divine law" if not already divine breaker. Hades, as for him, who cares. He never counted under olympus anyway"

I was surprised by that. "Now-

Then I heared something drive by us. It was Ledger and Reinhard!

"Guys! There you are!" Said Ledger

"Finally" remarked Saorise and rolled her eyes. "Wait! Where did you-" I say but am Cut off.

"Saoirse! Something is happening with

"Oh yeah, Chariot from your mom ?" Saorise Added. "It's not just that," added Reinhard.

"Man. You guys are ok- what's happened?" She asked.

I wondered the same . "Guys maybe we can-"

"It's been behaving strange, it wanted us to come to you and then we found locked-" Reinhard goes on to say.

Saorise took a deep breath, sounding as if she didn't want this conversation any longer. "Saoirse what a are-"

"Nancy shush. I got this" she saids as she went over. Then she slowly reaches over to her belt again. *SHING* She takes out her double blade. And stabs the Car. We all gasp.

Saorise tears it apart to pieces and tossed it to her car. They crash quite brutally.

"There. Problem fixed. You'll never see anything again. I'm never letting anyone use it after you invaded my privacy"

"HOL UP-" I say. "Here take these '' she tosses what seemed to at first be keys that turned to multiple gloves. "Saoirse what- why do-" Ledger was about to say before once again, being cut off.

"We won't need it. Believe me" she remarked. "You can stay around if you want. But it's getting a bit wet. That's if you liked to soak" she added. "Saoirse we just-" Reinhard was gonna tell her before she cut her blades together and gave them a somewhat dagger look.