"This is the worst rom-com I've ever watched." | RusAme

clubbing | chap. 10

**lil important authors note this time

After a bit of waiting, and sulking from a few countries that won't be named.... Poland, Russia, and Lithuania, ahem, the group was off to the club. They all decided to rent out a fancy ass limousine for the occasion, because why the hell not? Why not go all out for such an extravagant event? The inside was as fancy as it could get, honestly, with champagne in the little coolers and the inside lined with red fabric. It was a sight to behold.

Inside the car, there were three main groups that sat by each other. Canada, Ukraine, and Latvia sat at the completely opposite end of the car then Americas group that consisted of America (of course), Russia, Poland, and Hungary. And, the unfortunate souls that sat in between the two groups that reeked of hatred for one another, always sibling drama, were the brother sister sibling duo of Czechia and Slovakia, with Lithuania in the mix. It all worked out though, surprisingly, with no unexpected fist fights happening between the two groups.

Each group was having their own discussion amongst themselves, as the car ride to the fancy place would take quite a bit from the NATO meeting building. Canada's group just discussed life in general, mostly among Ukraine and Latvia as the Canadian man sat back like an old dad at a barbeque listening and nodding along to their conversations. He'd of course, would add his input when it was necessary and make small and funny side comments when either of the two countries said something that was particularly funny.

The duo plus Lithuania were, of course, gossiping. Almost like they were back in highschool. The conversations would go from petty drama, to rumors, to shit that could get people thrown in prison for quite a bit. Honestly, no one knows how they get their hands on that kind of dirt but they were the people to go to for blackmail. Those three were the last countries some would think of to have such kind of material, but once you learned that they did, most people were kind of like "Oh, yea, that does make some sort of sense."

And finally, America's group. What a conflicting group of people and personalities! Russia and America were semi-close to each other, and Hungary and Poland? They were hard to catch alone, always by each other. Doing something, anything, too big to small to unimportant to extremely important. So, it was kind of two different groups. They still spoke with each other but mostly among themselves.

The two European countries were discussing something in what America thought to be Hungarian, shocking, while Russia and America kept their conversation in English. The two were gossiping, like most countries in the car, quietly. Gossiping about their brothers, who sat on the opposite side of the car. Russia and America agreed on one fact, and that is that they totally should get together.

"Bro, all I'm, like, saying is that your bro gotta thing for my bro, y'know?" America said in a hush tone towards the Slavic man sitting next to him. Russia was taking off his suit jacket and placing it in his lap. America watched intently through his sunglasses at this sudden fan service, as Russia also unbuttoned the top two buttons of his shirt like America had done before the meeting.

"Yea, I do agree. My brat never shuts up about him actually." The russian replied back in an equally shushed tone of voice, accent coming in thick.

"What the fuck does brat mean?"

"Brother, in a lot of European languages."

"Yea dumbass, its brother. God, these stupid fucking Americans-" Poland interupted. America gave him a playful slap on the arm. Poland matched the energy and acted offended, sticking his tongue out at him.

"How many languages use this so-called 'brat'? Y'know we have 'brat' kinda saying in English, which means like, an annoying and spoiled ass child."

"Like, I think we all do? You know, with slavic languages being so similar." Poland said before turning back to Hungary and continuing the conversation in Hungarian. America smirked back at Russia who was loosening his tie. Wow.