Morning rolled around, the sun shined and stuff happened.
Pear groaned, he placed his hand on head and sat up. " Geez, where am I? "
He saw a light purple blanket covered him, but there was someone else with him.
He looked down to see.. Banana?!
" Did we-- nono. No. " Pear blinked aggressively. His face turned into a bright red.
" He looks so cute thou--- no! Shut up. " Pear sighed, he shook Banana awake.
Banana shot up, and turned his attention to Pear. " Good morning! "
" Are you a fucking morning person or some shit? "
" Yeah, something like that! " Banana hopped up and put his bowtie on.
" Sooo.. you feel better now? "
" What even happened? "
" You got.. what's the word... Drunk? "
" Oh. " Pear threw the blanket off of him.
" Why were we sleeping together? "
" Cause I usually sleep on the couch. "
Pear did reply, he just sighed.
" Since it's the weekend, I don't have to do my show today so wanna go somewhere? "
" Like where? "
Suddenly, the three nephews kicked the door down.
" Hey Uncle! " The three said, they turned their attention to Pear. They all gave him a sour look then went back to looking innocently at their uncle.
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" We're bored. "
" Well, you guys wanna go to the mall or something? "
" Yeah! "
" Um.. are those your kids or something? " Pear questioned.
" No, they're my nephews. Peel and the other two. "
" The other two? They don't have names? "
" No actually. "
" Okay then. "
The nephews were all glancing at Pear, giving him sour looks.
Pear noticed but didn't say anything about it.
--- time skip cause I'm lazy ---
Banana was dragging Pear around, talking nonsense that Pear pretended to listen to.
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" And then.. they hit me upside the head with a metal bat. Hah! " Pear only heard that part of Banana's nonsense.
" Wait, what the fuck? You didn't mind that? "
" Uh, no? "
" You're a dumbass. "
" I know! " Banana laughed.
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