I'm mentally ill
[ finished!! u can check out my Pearnana oneshots book if u enjoyed this one! :D ]
(( COVER ART AND ALL ART IN THIS BOOK IS OLD AND I'M PROB NOT GONNA UPDATE IT, I MAYBE WILL OR NOT!!! -talking about updating cover, not art inside t...
I sat down on the bleachers for Banana's idiotic game show. Honestly, I couldn't stop thinking about him and it was driving me nuts. He actually kissed me.. maybe it was all a dare, a cruel dare. No, it couldn't of been. I'm just assuming the worse.
The show started and The Dancing Banana himself busted through his doors, he hopped down to the stage.
" Thank you! You're all to kind, well not to kind. A (( I forgot what word he said so imma use certain)) certain amount of kind. "
He went over to the first contestant, someone named NAT3 or something. I didn't really care about them, just him.
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God, that stupid smile. I could feel myself heating up and I couldn't do anything about it.
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This fucking Banana, I couldn't help but stare at him. Well, until NAT3 caught on fire and he just stood there not caring.
But whatever.
He was just so.. eye-catching.
God fucking damnit.
The show ended and Banana skipped away cheerfully, he winked before entering his doors.
I got off the bleachers but before I could go anywhere, two of Banana's nephews ran up to me. I think it was the middle nephew and Peel.
I still wonder why the oldest and middle nephew don't have names, were they not loved enough? Kinda fucked up honestly.
" Heya grumpy! " The middle nephew said, he grabbed my hand. " Are you and uncle gonna date? "
" Then get married? " Peel added
What?!
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Dating Banana? Marrying him?! He would never and I would never.. right?
These kids kept following me, asking dumb questions.
" Are you gonna ask uncle out? " The middle nephew asked
" Are ya? Are ya? " Peel repeated over and over and over..
Then I said something real stupid.
" Maybe! Maybe we'll date, maybe we won't! " I shouted, getting fed up by the questions.
The two of them went " ooooo " like a bunch of monkeys who were mentally ill!
" He's gonna date uncle, Peel! He loves him!"
" Don't you kids have better things to do then asking idiotic questions? "
The two of them kinda just stood there, nubs on their chins like they were thinking.
" Uhh, no actually sir. " Peel said, shrugging.
Great.
" You should come talk to uncle! " The middle nephew and Peel grabbed my hands and tried to drag me towards where their uncle was.
