HELLO Sorry that the new chapter is taking so long. I'm finally on spring break, so while I am writing the new chapter, have some goofy content.
Y/N: Are you ready to commit?
Sam: Like, a crime or a relationship?
Nate: You're violent.
Y/N: Yeah but I'm also short, and that's adorable.
Y/N: Oh, fiddlesticks. Sam: Look, I understand this is a tense situation, but let's watch the fucking language.
Sam: Okay, can we all stop saying stupid shit for a moment, please?!
Elena: Alright.
Nate: Hey, I-
Sam: SHUT UP!
Nate: I HAVEN'T EVEN FINISHED MY SENTENCE!!
Elena: It was bound to be stupid.
Nate: Holy shit, Sully, do you know what this means?!
Sully: Kid, whenever you start doing this, nobody knows what you mean.
Sam: Punch me in the face.
Nate: ...Punch you?
Sam: Yes, punch me. Didn't you hear me?
Nate: I always hear 'punch me in the face' while you're speaking, but it's usually just subtext.
Y/N: I'll be famous one day, but for now, I'm stuck in this house with a bunch of morons.
*Sam and Y/N are in Paris.*
Sam: I'm...moved. I...I don't know what it is I'm feeling right now. I feel...destiny?
Y/N: But...
Sam: I don't know what it is. I feel like... I just never thought I'd see it with my own two eyes. And here it is. It's just there. It's right in front of me, and...
Y/N: This is what you wanted to see? The bridge from Inception?
Sam: Yeah.
Y/N: But the Eiffel Tower is behind us, babe.
Sam: Yeah, but this is the bridge FROM INCEPTION.
Y/N: Okay, alright.
Y/N: I have to say, I'm a little embarrassed for you.
Sam: This is a sports-related injury. It makes me look cool!
Y/N: Tripping over a basketball on your way to the bathroom is not cool!
Rafe: Sorry I'm late. I was doing stuff.
Sam: YOU PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKING STAIRS!
Nate: We have fun, don't we, Sully?
Sully: I have never been more stressed out in my entire life.
Sully: I swear to god I'm the only one here with a brain cell.
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Adventure(Y/N) (L/N), an archeologist who can't figure out what to write her next blog about, gets a call from her old friend, Nathan Drake. He asks (Y/N) to help him get his brother Sam his freedom. The only way to do that is to find the notorious Henry Ave...
