"Pain changes people.
Some become rude.
Others become silent,"
-unknown
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"Good morning people!" I greeted as I sat on the dining table and took some breakfast onto my plate. Today, it was my favourite, a sunny-side up sandwich with two sunny-side up eggs, two melted sliced of smoky cheese and some thousand-island dressing.Tastes amazing.
"Good morning, Hun," Aunt Tessa said as she put some blueberries onto my plate. I smiled and thanked her before starting to each my breakfast.
"So... What has five toes but isn't your foot?" Samuel asked, munching on his cereal. I, along with my other brothers groaned.
Here we go again.
"What Samuel?" Finley dared to ask. Samuel grinned mischievously.
"My foot."
"Exact reason why Weston chose you for wanting to be mute yesterday from all of us," I mumbled before taking another juicy bite of my sandwich. Besides me, Alessio snickered, and Finley choked on his water. But unfortunately, oblivious Samuel didn't even hear me as he decided to go onto the next stupid dad joke.
He is not even a dad.
"What did on flag say to the other flag?" Samuel asked.
"What?" Alexander asked, looking like he is already done with this.
"The thing is that they didn't talk at all. They, instead waved at each other," Samuel replied giddily.
"Also, the reason why he is single," Finley muttered. I choked on my blueberry, but Samuel thought I was laughing at his joke.
Dumb idiot.
"You know what is the funniest joke that has ever existed?" Alessandro asked blankly. I held in my breath what was about to happen.
Chaos.
"What?" Samuel asked, thinking that Sandro was actually going to a dad joke and that he was getting influenced by Sam.
Oh, poor Sammy. This poor child.
"You."
There it is.
"You're the funniest joke that has ever existed!"
"Don't steal my joke! You-you joke thief!"
Mom and dad snorted. They were watching this like a TV show. Clearly, they have given up on us trying not to fight. I think every parent who has two or more children have at one point given up on trying to patch up their kids.
Totally understandable.
"You are a big moron!" Samuel grunted, standing up.
I ate the last bite of the sandwich, watching the two very intently.
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