The effects of masculinity-

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*Jupiter and Saturn were just talking about normal Gas Giant things before Jupiter had a sudden destructive urge as he was talking to Saturn, going from calm to aggressive in under 1.00000000 seconds-*

Jupiter: "..I am feeling the effects of masculinity right now..I feel the testosterone- I WANNA GO TO WAR!" He suddenly starts shouting as his red eye starts glowing, looking like he's actually about to go to war-

"I WANT A LIGHTSABER!"

"I'M A MAN."

*Slowly looks at Saturn with MURDER on his mind.*

"..."

"WAR!!!" He yells as he starts chasing after Saturn.

Saturn: *Is currently running for his life*
"GET THIS SICK-"

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