PlanetHuman Shenanigans-

How Siblings Text (Feat. Neptune and Uranus)

Neptune: *Takes out his phone and texts Uranus.* 'Hey.'

Uranus: *Picks up his phone and texts back.* 'I'm at work. What do you want?'

Neptune: 'I need you.'

Uranus: 'Okay. What do you need?'

Neptune: *Tries to call Uranus.* *'Missed call'*

Uranus: *Doesn't answer the call.* 'I said I'm at work!'

Neptune: *Tries to call again.* *'Missed call'*

Uranus: *Gets irritated slightly as he texts more aggressively.* 'I can't call right now!'

Neptune: *Still repeatedly tries to call Uranus.*
*'Missed call'* *'Missed call'* *'Missed call'**'Missed call'* 'PICK UP THE PHONE!'

Uranus: 'TEXT ME WHAT YOU NEED!'

Neptune: *Puts down his phone and ignores it for a moment.*

Uranus: 'ANSWER!!!'

Neptune: *Picks his phone up again.* 'Do you know where the peanut butter is?'

Uranus: 'THAT'S ALL YOU WANTED TO ASK ME??!!'