Jupiter the Math Teacher-

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(Context: Jupiter is trying to get Saturn to understand basic math-)

*There was a metal table in which was separating Jupiter from Saturn, who was sitting on a chair of the opposite side from Jupiter. I'm the middle of the table were three dollar bills.*

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Jupiter: *Is on his last shred of sanity.* "...If you have THREE dollars..THREE dollars.." *Leans over the table and gestures towards the three dollar bills on the table.*

"And you take away TWO..." *Removes two of the dollars.*

"How many...DOLLARS...do you have?"

Earth: *Is just sitting there silently watching this whole exchange.*

Saturn: *Puts a hand under his chin, thinking as he stares at the only dollar left on the table.* "...Twenty six?"

Jupiter: *Slams his head repeatedly on the table, before grabbing Saturn by the throat, fully prepared to kill him right then and there.* " ₦ Ø - "

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