MONOPOLY-

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by _Saturn_PH_

by _Saturn_PH_

(...The Planethumans tried to play Monopoly together...this is how it went-)

*Insert peaceful music as all seems good in the Universe...until-*

Saturn: "I HATE YOU!"

Jupiter: "OH? Well, next time don't steal my MONOPOLY!!!"

Earth: *Trying to be the voice of reason as she tries to stop the both Gas Giants from destroying the Monopoly board game in front of all of them.* "Saturn, give Jupiter your 200 dollars, you landed on his property."

Saturn: "NO! He's in jail! I'm not giving money to a criminal!"

Jupiter: *Is on the brink of losing his sanity.* "That's not how you..." *Grabs Saturn by the throat.* "PLAY!!!"

Pluto: *Looks at Neptune and Uranus.* "Neptune, Uranus? Why is Jupiter screaming?-"

Neptune: "Shut up, Pluto. You don't get to talk after stealing my last RAILROAD."

Sun: "I WISH I WAS NEVER BORN."

Mars: "ME TOO."

Venus: "YOU THINK I WANTED THIS?!"

Mercury: "ÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆ-"