*Pluto was currently looking at a piece of paper with Math equations on it, trying to figure out how to do them, with Saturn sitting nearby.*
Pluto: *She clicked her tongue in frustration.*
Saturn: *Notices* "What's the problem?"
Pluto: "Math problems..."
Saturn: "Oh, I can help you! Let me see." He said as he took the paper from Pluto.
"Alright, um...Oh here's an easy one! What's 6 x 3?"
Pluto: *Looks from side to side nervously.* "..."
Saturn: *Looks shocked* "...6 x 3."
Pluto: "I don't know."
Saturn: *Starts getting frustrated.* "6 x 3!!"
Pluto: "I don't-"
Saturn: "6 x 3!!!"
Pluto: "I legit don't know!"
Saturn: "SIX THREES."
Pluto: "I don't know, what is it?!"
Saturn: "What is it?!"
"..."
*Totally forgets the answer.*
"...Get your mom."
Pluto: "Why?"
Saturn: "EARTH!" He called.
Earth: *Appears* "What's the problem?"
Saturn: "Homework." He said as he gave Earth the paper.
Earth: *Looks at it.* "...What's 6 x 3?"
Pluto: "I don't know!"
Earth: "6 x 3!"
Pluto: "I DON'T KNOW!"
Earth: *Calms down.* "What's 6 + 6?"
Pluto: *Perks up.* "Oh! 12!"
Earth: "NOW ADD SIX."
Pluto: "I don't know! What is it?!"
Earth: "What is it?!"
"..."
*Also completely forgets the answer.*
"...Get your Math teacher."
Pluto: "WHO?!"
Earth: "UNIVERSE!"
Universe: *Appears* "BOOM! What?"
Earth: "Homework." She said as she handed the paper to Universe.
Universe: *Looks at it and then looks completely done with everyone and everything.* "...I TAUGHT YOU THIS! What's 6 x 3?"
Pluto: "I don't know!"
Universe: *Sighs* "LOOK. If Johnny has 6 x 3 amount of dish soap, how much dish soap would he have?"
Pluto: "How much?"
Universe: "How much?!"
"..."
*Also completely forgets the answer.*
*Saturn, Earth, and Pluto are now just looking at him, shocked.*
Universe: *Slowly looks down at his hands and proceeds to start counting with his fingers.* "...1, 2, 3, 4-"
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