Kyle walked home, feeling miserable from what happened last night. How could Cartman betray him like that? Cartman was found kissing Heidi Turner underneath Kyles bed just as they were about ti play truth or dare. "C-C-C-C-Car-Cartman??" Kyle questioned like a little sussy baka he is. "oh shit, we've been caught Heidi.." Cartman got off Heidi and dragged his fat ass out of the bed. "Im sorry babe, I didn't mean it😔😔" Cartman hugged Kyle and played with his hair. Kyle, who was an uwu boy, hugged Cartman back "I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-It's O-okay Cartman" his fragile body was being crushed against Cartman but he loved it. Just then, Kyle felt something he never felt before... he wanted to marry Cartman at the age of 10 since he was such a smol bean. He slowly broke the hug on got onto his knees. "C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-Ca-Ca-Cart-Cart-Cartman... w-w-wi-will y-you m-m-m-marry m-me?!🥰🥰🥰🥺🥺🥺😘😘😘😘😘🤞🤞"he stuttered over his words since Cartman was the ultimate alpha and upsetting him ment that he would get punished! He smiled cutely and Cartman stared down at him. Cartman was 6'11 and Kyle was only 7 inches tall, meaning that Kyle could die any minute. Out of anger, Cartman threw Kyle across the room, shattering his poor bones. As he hit the wall, he moaned in pain "OW! SENPAI, w-what a-a-are you doing?!🥺🥺🥺🤞"Just then, some one got up to save Kyle from the ultimate alpha: the fridge. The fridge killed Cartman with its super strength and whispered huskily into kyles ear "Will you marry me baby girl~" Kyle turned red and nodded in approval. Kyle and his husband fridge lived happily ever after. THE END 🥰🤞
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Kyman : a tragic story (WARNING : SUPER SAD🥺😭)
RomantizmKyle finds out the truth of Cartman. What he finds could destroy their relationship... (this is satire you guys don't attack me)
