whatever! // xikers gc

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minnie
> bruh no one is online

민재
> i am
> wassup cutie

minnie
> call me cute and i will hire someone to assassinate you

민재
> kill me yourself, coward

minnie
> you youngsters and your nihilistic behaviours smh

민재
> fym youngster im probably older than you

minnie
> ain't now way you're 20 and friends with yechan, isn't he a kid???

민재
> 2003 😎

minnie
> omg same
> bestie

민재
> finally, someone that's my age
> but that just makes us old amongst them 💀

hunter.
> oh the old people are online, lemme leave

minnie
> no pls come back, he's awkward as hell and so am i

hunter.
> minjae hyung, don't be afraid
> i know junmin hyung is adorable and pretty and all that good shit
> but he's literally just a guy
> just some dude
> he won't bite, trust me
> now go flirt while i finish my homework

민재
> i don't intend on flirting tho 🤨

minnie
> please don't
> (flirt with me, i'm single)

hunter.
> maximum rizz, hyung
> fighting!!!
> glhf <33

민재
> i don't think i should show my pathetic attempts at flirting in the gc, i'd rather do that in a private chat lmaoo

minnie
> oh pls
> i like my men pathetic 🤭

soom
> what the H-E-double-FUCK is going on hereeeee
> i thought jinsik, myself and seeun were the only fruity ones

민재
> well, what about hunter, didn't he say he's a little fruity??

soom
> hunter's grandma is homophobic so he's acting straight for now
> seeun came out by bringing a boyfriend home 💀 he's so overconfident, it's scary

minnie
> and i refuse to reveal my sexuality to these bozos
> and i'm pretty sure yujun isn't straight either

soom
> no one knows anything about yujun, really
> apart from the fact that he's, like, ultra adorable and has done no wrong

minnie
> yujun??? done no wrong?

민재
> pls tell me he's innocent

minnie
> oh
> suddenly this is no longer a safe space

soom
> ...? 🤨
> i'm asking jinsik, bye

minnie
> i may have said too much
> he's not a bad person
> just... maybe being cute is all he's good at 😷

민재
> ... are you jealous of a kid

minnie
> I'M NOT JEALOUS WTF
> i love yujun, he's my baby >:(

민재
> awww do you want me to pay attention to you 🥺

minnie
> i'm logging off

민재
> i'm kidding, i'm kidding lol
> sorry hehe
> i'll stop calling yujun cute while you're around
> how's that? :)

minnie
> ...
> better, i guess :/

hunter.
> omg the rizz worked

minnie
> WERE YOU HERE THE WHOLE TIME???