(based off of a song)
I feel like if the JJG had a crap Monday, these would be the reasons for each member.
Lucky - Accidentally ran into a wall when the mortal dodged him faster than him (hit his head and his body STING after that)
Penny - Spent all of her time and energy trying to get more eggs....but all it did was mess her up on the inside and out (she tried Cobalt's chemicals which worked....a little too well so it left her EXHAUSTED)
Hangry - Couldn't catch up with the mortal and was WAAAAY behind
Cobalt - Accidentally spilled chemicals on himself
Waverly - Bike got a flat tire
Destiny - Lost her necklace
Matryoshka - Hit her horns VERY hard (it hurt)
Daley - His ears feel like they're about to explode from how loud it was
Wendy - Lasso broke and ran out of ammo COMPLETELY
The only people who didn't have a crap day was Ripley, Mallory and Echo