Angel calling out Lucky's bad side

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(This was when Angel gives the honest truth on why people don't like Lucky....he calls out his ego, his life, his mistakes, how he played Wendy, how pretentious he is and all of his negative traits)

"You're the worst rabbit I know."

"You constantly manipulate your right hand man."

"He even pays for your food and rescues you from certain death, and this is how you repay him." 

"And to add insult to injury, you constantly blame others especially that pig when things don't go your way."

"And you're such a sponge."

"You never pay for anything."

"You always say "catch you later", but later never comes."

"And what bothers me is you pretend to be this deep guy who dates women for their souls when all you do is date those you take advantage of."

"Yeah, I used to date demons for their bodies but at least I'm honest about it."

"I don't drag them to some dumb conference room and tell them about a red demon in a suit was a professional intellectual."

"HE WASN'T."

"He was a spoiled brat!"

"And that's why you liked him so much."

"HE'S YOU."

"God, you're pretentious!"

"And you delude yourself by thinking you're some great rapper even though you're terrible."

"I should've known Rosie didn't write me that letter."

"She would've known that there was no "a" in the word "definite"."

"And you know what I hate most about you?"

"Is your textbook liberal agenda."

"How we should "make improvements to the castle everyone" and how you nearly got bankrupt due to a pizza company those monkeys had and you need improvements to save your a** from being on the streets?"

"Well what have you done to help!?"

"I work in a p**n studio in Hell."

"Never seen you down there!"

"You want to help?"

"Grab a pole!"

"And another thing....wielding the rabbit Miraculous doesn't make you Jesus Christ."

"Oh wait."

"You don't believe in Jesus Christ or any religion for that matter, because "religion is for idiots"."

"Well who the hell are you to talk down to anyone!?"

"You failed catching Doug twice, which is not nearly as bad as your failure as a brother."

"How's that sister of yours you don't see often?"

"But you know what?"

"I could forgive all that....all of it."

"If you weren't such a p**sy."

"That's the worst of it Lucky."

"You're just a big, sad, alcoholic p**sy."

Angel then sighs and walks off

"See you later Lucky....thanks for the f**king talk."

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