(Based on Miracle Queen judging the holders from Battle of the Miraculous)
Roy: What the?
Bully #1: The purple loser and the yellow crybaby? Ha! I can't believe this! (Tammy and Duckie)
Bully #2: You can't be serious....the entire Literature Club?! I never thought those girls could actually be useful to someone instead of making dumba** poems and sh*t.
Middleman: Sunshine? (Mia)
Roy: The Spooky Weirdos!?
Lolbit: Cheerleader headache!? (Toy Chica) *takes one of her equivalent hearing aids* What has possessed that girl into choosing you for this sort of job?
Satan: Simple Adalyn too....for a moment, I thought you only need to have powers or not be human to earn those jewels.
Dark Star: Don't know this one, he's cute....but he gets his clothes from a strip club. (Angel) Oh no! Not those two! (Penny and Lucky) What poor choices!