Beginning scene (inspired by Mysterious House Sh*tpost)
Duckie: All man....this year's Halloween sucks....we barely got any candy.
Tammy: Duckie! Shut the f**k up, your costume is a** and it smells like f**king mildew!
Director: Cut! Tammy, what was that?
Tammy: What?
Director: You weren't supposed to say that! Did you read the script?
Tammy: I did! It's what it says! *hands it to him*
Director: *eyes widen before facepalming* SPIKE! DID YOU MESS UP THE SCRIPT AGAIN!?
One Night
Tammy: I mean....yeah, but we still need-*waits for Pumpkin Rabbit to interrupt her*
Pumpkin Rabbit: ....
Sha: Dear?
Pumpkin Rabbit: ....I forgot my lines....
Tammy: Pfffft-HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Director: Cut! Someone get the script!
Looking for Duckie
Director: Action!
Tammy: *walking in the hallway with three doors* Duckie? *she kept walking until she steps on something sharp making her yelp in pain* Ow! What was that!?
Director: Cut!
Tammy: *whines a little* I think I got a splinter on my foot....
Director: Okay, note to self we're going to need to smooth out the floor.
Horrifying Discovery
Tammy: ....Duckie....?
*Image of Duckie brightens until his corpse is revealed*
Tammy: *gasps really horrified as the song Streets of Cairo plays on some kind of radio until it stops abruptly* Huh?
Pumpkin Rabbit: Dammit! The battery died!
Director: Cut! Someone get the new batteries over here!
Duckie: *chuckles softly breaking character* Okay, that was kind of funny.
Tammy: *playfully screams* Duckie's a zombie! *starts laughing*
Tammy's Death
Tammy: G-get away from me!
*Pumpkin Rabbit slowly starts taking off his mask only for Johnny to sneeze in the background*
Director: Cut!
Johnny: Sorry sir, I couldn't hold it in.
Tammy: *chuckles a little*
Jessie: Aww, it's fine Johnny.
Director: Take two.
