The Super Mario Bros. Plumbing commercial begins, "Oh we're the Mario brothers and plumbin's our game! We're not like the others who get all the fame! When your sink is in trouble, you can call us on the double... We're faster than the others, you'll be hooked on the brothers! Uh!" Mario and Luigi pop up on the screen, speaking using an Italian accent. "It's-a me, A-Mario!"
"And-a Luigi!"
Mario and Luigi stand in front of their van, talking in front of the camera, "Are you-a tired of-a paying too much for plumbing?" Mario and Luigi look at each other and then at the viewers with shocked expressions, with dollar sign symbols around the screen. Mario and Luigi gasp, "Mama Mia!" The commercial shows Mario and Luigi wearing capes while lying down on top of stools, with a green screen background of New York City. "That's why the Super Mario Brothers are here!" Mario flicks a toy replica of the Super Mario Bros. Plumbing van across a map of Brooklyn and Queens, "To save-a Brooklyn!" Luigi catches the toy van and puts it on the Queens' part of the map, "And-a Queens!" Mario and Luigi, still wearing capes, stand in front of a green screen picture of a wallet. Mario grins, "And your wallet!"
The scene cuts to a customer of the Super Mario Bros. Plumbing service. "It seems the only thing you haven't drained... is my bank account." The customer gives a confused shrug. The brothers are back in front of their van, addressing the viewers, "Forget-a the expensive-a plumbing companies where you're just-a face!" Mario spoke. The commercial is playing on a TV in the Punch-Out Pizzeria. A young woman in a white tank and blue skirt approaches and stops by the door, watching the commercial. Mario, in the commercial, continues in the Italian accent, "With the Super-a Mario Brothers, you're family!" In the commercial, Mario puts his arm around Luigi and gives him a little shake. The song in the commercial continues, "On the brothers!" The commercial ends and switches to a news station.
The woman spots Mario and Luigi watching their commercial in the pizzeria, and they excitedly look at each other. "Ho ho hooo!" Luigi laughs. Mario gives Luigi a friendly pat on the head, "Wow! You were great!"
"I was great, are you kidding me?" Luigi gives Mario a few friendly pats as well. "I am so glad we spent our life savings on this commercial!" Mario chuckles. Luigi shook his head, "That is not a commercial. That is cinema." Mario puts his hands on his waist, "Eh, what about the accents? Is it... Is it too much?" Luigi starts to shake his head before another man who is playing an arcade game turns around and taps Luigi's shoulder.
"Too much? It's-a perfect!" Giuseppe does a small jump, "Wa-hoo!" Mario smiles at him, "Okay, I'm gonna trust you." The woman starts to approach the brothers when a male voice is heard, "Well, well, well." Spike is sitting in a booth, eating pizza with his back turned to Mario and Luigi, "If it isn't Brooklyn's favorite failures... The stupid Mario brothers!" The brothers turn as Spike eats an entire slice of pizza. Mario and Luigi walk up to Spike's booth. "Ah, great. Spike's here." Luigi groans. Mario grows irritated, "Heeeyy, Spike." Mario crosses his arms. "Yeah," Spike starts mocking Mario's commercial accent, "It's-a me! Hahaha!" Spike takes off his glasses and wipes a tear from his eye.
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