CRACKHEAD SHENANIGANS!!!!!
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Darcy and Y/N ran through the halls of the castle. They were both laughing and breaking Andrias stuff.
Darcy stopped and looked at Y/N
"Do you still have those spray paint things?" Darcy asked excitedly
"Yes" Y/N responded, smirking
°°°Timskip°°°
Darcy and Y/N ran around andrias room, spray painting everything they could.
They stepped back to admire their work
"It's magnificent." Darcy took Y/N's hand
"Like you-"
"WHAT HAPPENED HERE?!" Andrias screamed in horror
"Run." *Darcy quickly said and we started running, they kept tripping.
Y/N picked up Darcy the best she could and ran, trying not to trip herself in the process.
The two of them arrived at darcys/mar-mars room and started laughing their asses off
"D-D-Did *wheeze* did you see his face?!" Darcy exclaimed
"HE LOOKED LIKE A TOMATO!!" Y/N shouted
"AAAHAHAHAHHAHAHA"
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *WHEEZE* HAHAHAHAHAHA"
°°°After they calmed down°°°
"Darcy.. idk how to place flipwart, well not well at least..." Y/N stated, looking at Darcy, who was on their knees begging
"Pleaseeeee PLEASE PLEASE PLEASEEEEEEE!!!" Darcy begged
"I only know because I used to play chess occasionally.."
"So!? I wanna playyy" Darcy whined
"You're gonna win everytime!"
"Pleaseeeee"
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"FINE."
"YESSSS!!!!!"
Darcy proceeded to beat Y/N at flipwart every time, causing some rage from Y/N
"GODDAMMIT!" Y/N screamed out
"LET ME BE WHITE!" Y/N exclaimed and darcy and her switched seats so y/n is white, so she goes first.
"Imma beat ya." Y/n says, too cock for her own good.
"Try me, pretty girl~" Darcy teased.
○○○ruh roo raggy○○○
"FUCK FUCK FUCK!" Y/N exclaimed. She had been winning but... Darcy beat her, like always, with ease.
"Uh...let's calm dow-" Darcy started, but ofc was interrupted
"NO FUCK THIS!" Y/N flips the board and then the table, Darcy just barley moving out the way in time
"Calm down darling!" Darcy exclaimed, grabbed y/ns hand
Y/n was breathing heavily but suddenly, hugged Darcy
"Darce?"
"What's up?"
"I love you"
Darcy tensed up for a moment then relaxed
"I love you too, little miss rages at board games"
"Shut up"
"You shut up, you dummy"
"perra."
"Wowwwwww that's so mean y/n!"
"Soz"
"It's alright...I'm still better than you at flipwart lol"
"Nuh uh"
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darcy wu x reader oneshots and headcanons
Fanfictionpretty much the title. you can request darcy for a oneshot or smth that could turn into a few more parts just different scenarios! anyway I hope you like this 💓!