Twerks POV:
I sit on my highchair and stare at my food. I'm not feeling hungy or hangry, I guess it's bc I've been feeling super insecure at my new college ;(
Nobody but my bestie westie kyel sits with me while I eat so I'm all alone bc hes studying in our room that smells like unwashed lettuce and I don't have other bestie westies bc I'm only 3 feet tall and one of the only male omegas at mi school :'(
I only get weird looks and ppl call me a spazzy lil twink which makes me wanna cry |||>'~'<....
even tho ik how to box I've forgotten how and seemingly only know how to throw boxes at my opponents now!!!
So anyways I sat there eating my Graham crackers that DONT have cinnamon dust on them (smh) and was listening to the 'what is logical?' Meme on loop 😔
When all of a sudden some goofy girl with a cake thick face full of crayons- I mean makeup handed me a strange card!!!
It read hey spazzy twink we're having a party for female betas/omegas and for male omegas/betas... we might invite some alphas so meet us in dorm room 666 on the second floor at 3:00 am 🤪🤪🤪
I looked at the note flabbergasted I mean how tf did they make the emojis slanted... WAIT HOW DID THEY GET EMOJIS ON THE INVITATION- WTF!?
but I was sooooo tired of being lonely bc kyel was always studying in our musty dorm and when he did take a break we watched cocomelon for like 30 minutes before he went back to his goofy text books 🤓 ,he's such a UWU workaholic ughhh I thought to myself twitching slightly
Then I looked up at the goofy gurl and told her I was going to teleport there and bring kyel along too (bc I was going to drag his smol 2 feet tall ass out of our crusty dorm 🤪)
Then I realized the goofy gurl was actually baba Stevie, DaM wHaT hApPeNeD to HeR, I thought to my shaking self but then before I could say she had L rizz, she and her curly fried rupaul wig of hair and hot cheeto dust covered fingernails said "okie see ya there sister " "and I oop! Skskskskskskks" 💅💅💅 oh yeahhhh I forgot to tell yall she was a visco gorl now 😦 like ew wtf
After she left I slowly got off my high chair & grabbed the rest of my Graham crackers and left the room which took forever bc I have such smol legs 😭
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End of first chappy hoped yall enjoyed 😉/449 words~
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"The scrawny homosexuals and their alphas"
फैनफिक्शन*WARNING THIS IS A JOKE AND SATIRE* *This also includes slander to some characters so beware especially fanon characters* This will have: short or long updates, possible typos and bad grammar, homosexuals, "twinks",atrocious content and some sarcasm...
