"The scrawny homosexuals and their alphas"

chapter 55555555

This is Stams POV bc he hasn't had one yet ofc 🌚🌝

Maybe not as serious but def sad/j nah its more dramatic, crazy and silly but same thing 😞

Stams POV:

I love kyel...

I used to laugh with kyel...

I live for kyel...

Kyel my beloved... 💘💝💖💕💗💓❤

I wanna marry him

I want to mate with him

I want to make him mine

But he's breedable and I don't want him to be uncomfortable around me especially when we get in h e a t bc that's a thing 😓😓😓

Even though me and Crueg are really buff and hot that we're much more superior than any Jake and even any giga Chad and even to the point we surpass any half angel, half demon, gacha kid, God or goddess except for actual God bc he might smite me from existence if I dare diss him 😎😎😎

I would do anything for kyel I would get rich just to he his sugar daddy, I would treat him like a queen, I would respect him and only do stuff like kissing or snuggling, any other touching ect* with consent! I mean yea I just want a healthy, amazing and perfect relationship I apparently am in a Crack fanfic so I have to sound desperate even tho I am kinda desperate to be with Kyel again (even tho we never dated) and to have his thicc a$$

Yes I broke the forth wall bc I'm soooooooooooooooooo strong 💪 😎 and I'm going to do it again!

For example I want kyel to be mine and only mine I would beat any one up who tries to hurt him or steal him away from me
Bc in this fanfic
HIS
A S S
IS
HE
IN
GENERAL
IS
MINE
EVEN
THO
WE
HAVEN'T
MATED
OR
DATED
YET....
HE
STILL
BELONGS
TO ME OKAY!!!!
👹👹👹

Oops I did it again 😪😔✌️😛

Anyways all of this would be nice to have (referring to marrying, dating and mating with kyel and his noice a s s 👌 🥴 dont judge me bc Crueg feels the same way abt Twerk except hes as flat as a white board)

But Idk if I can do all of this now bc of how much he hates me
he prob hates me as much as he hates mancart which is def saying smth and is def bad 💀🤡💔

But I'm smart, handsome, buff and ofc tall asf so i can hold the scrunkly kyel of mine with my much longer and strong muscular arms 😌

I've also been single since 4th grade after I broke up with that hoe windy testiclehamburger who kept leaving me and treating me like shit or being such bitch and overreacting if i didn't pay constant attention to her like girl your not a dog go walk yourself smh🙄🙄🙄

Bc in every style fanfic wendy always has to be included like she's either a bitch, hoe and antagonist, bebes girlfriend who is chill with Stan now so she isn't in the way of the ship or she is ally or helps to try and make style cannon

LIKE WHY IS SHE ALWAYS A SOME WHAT IMPORTANT PART TO THE PLOT ITS SUPPOSED TO BE ABOUT STAN AND KYLE STOP INCLUDING WENDY JUST BC STENDY IS CANON (EVEN THO THEY AREN'T RLLY HEALTHY ANYMORE AND BREAK UP ALL THE TIME) STOP MAKING HER A BITCH WHEN SHES A GIRL BOSS STOP MAKING HER A HUGE HELPER AND ALLY BC YOU KNOW DAMN WELL SHE WOULD EITHER NOT GIVE A DAMN, SHIP IT OR BE PISSED AND IGNORE THEM LIKE WHY CANT SHE JUST BE A CLASS MATE AND NOT INTERACT WITH THE MAIN CHARACTERS PERSONALLY FOR ONCE ITS NOT ABT HER 😭😭😭😭😭

Um anyways- 😃 yea srry for that rant that wall is broken as fuck it's basically sand now from being grounded into the ground so much and AGRESSIVELY

So yea I broke up with her hoe ass bc tbh I never really loved her I just got confused with platonic and romantic bc I thought I HAD to have a gf bc I live in a white trash small redneck mountain town and that's how shit is here

but ppl forget that and make me so fucking tan, depressed, boring, rude, sad and interested into songs like mitski even tho I prob like country and rock they also make me so out of character you have to rewatch the show to know my real behavior and personality 🥲😔 😵‍💫

Okay no more ranting ( nah the author fr gonna have to make a rant book 💀) and no more breaking the gah dayum wall 😦

All of these thoughts just kept powering my weight lifting as I was slowly beginning to become more tired bc you tear muscle tissue and your body rebuilds it stronger and better so thats how you become muscular ☝️🤓

See I am smart I'm going to college to become and fitness trainer I also play football bc I'm such a American

Like me and Crueg are so patriotic that we watch every football game, our fave holiday is the 4th of July, me, him and Clyde are your typical jock like ppl and me and it's not like I totally have fantasies abt kyel in a cheerleader outfit for the south park cows 😳 um- I mean- anywayssssssssssssss 🦅🦅🦅🍺🍺🍺🍻🍻🍻🇺🇲🇺🇸🇺🇲🇺🇸🇺🇲🇺🇸🇺🇲🇺🇸🇺🇲

CRUEG DOES THE SAME BUT WITH TWERK SO DONT JUDGE ME AGAIN PLS 🥲🥲🥲

Anyways someone knocked on the door so I dropped my weight startled and it ended up killing Kenny which didn't surprise me bc I somehow remember his deaths now so I don't really care anymore

BUT....

I still had the urge to say "oh my god they killed Kenny!!!" In the hopes that kyel responds and I'll find kyel in this big ass college and he'll forgive me 🥲

But I snapped out of it to listen on a beat up mancarts words and a pissed off Cruegs words

As soon as I heard of smashing a party I smirked at crueg to let him know I was def in and was going to do it bc ik dayum well Kyel and Twerk were gonna be there but more importantly Kyel would be there because Baba Stevie told me, so I had to go!!!

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*Authors note*
I had a really silly picture but it won't let me put it in 😭😭😭

Also im guess back!!!!! 🤭🤭🤭

From my writing break not from my vacation yet (I go back tmmr 💀) 😋

Bye-bye-

Crab Caviar~ 🦀