*WARNING THIS IS A JOKE AND SATIRE* *This also includes slander to some characters so beware especially fanon characters* This will have: short or long updates, possible typos and bad grammar, homosexuals, "twinks",atrocious content and some sarcasm...
Okay so Crueg and Twerk are dating and they are totally in love 🥰
Until...
Crueg finds out twerk is a stripper as a side job besides being a barrista at da coffee shop Tweeks Bros 😎😎😎👹👹👹😰😰😰
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Yes I made this in the spand of 3 minutes
Anyways after Crueg became distant from Twerk and felt uncomfortable with his side job bc he didn't ask him if it was ok first 😖😣😥😢
So then he decided to always be on his phone with a box over his head that said "DO NOT DISTURB" 👹🤡👺👽💀☠️
and this made Twerk very sad 😥😢😭😱😖😣😞😓😩😫
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Yes I made him sad bc I said so
Crueg one day was walking on the sidewalk miraculously not hitting any poles or falling despite the fact he can't see anything but his phone
Anyways twerk was walking beside him on the road bc Crueg was hogging the sidewalk and twerk is dumb af and didn't wanna get his new heels dirty in the muddy snow of the ground next to the side walk
"C-can y-you m-move o-over p-please, b-babe GAH 🥺" twerk asked Crueg politely, crueg just typed on his phone some more and ignored twerk
Then twerk felt his phone vibrate so he took it out of his pocket and he read a new text from Crueg that said "no fuck u 🖕"
This make twerk begin to sob uncontrollably and then for whatever reason he felt the urge to ugly cri and run into the road and cross it
But he did this WITHOUT looking out for cars first!!!! That's when mancart came zooming down the road in his tricycle so fast he almost hit twerk but he dodged in the nick of time
"P-phew t-that w-was a c-close o-one!" Twerk said but then all of a sudden....
A CAR IMMEDIATELY HIT TWERK SQUISHING HIM LIKE A COCKROACH UNDER A SHOE 👞 👟 🪳🪳🪳
he should've just went flying but apparently they stayed squished on the ground perfectly intact 😦😟😧😕🙁☹️😮😯😲😖😣
Crueg recognized the screech and finally took the musty box of his head but then when he saw the squished meth- I mean coffee addict on da ground he...
SOBBED AND BECAME SO SAD AND EMO THAT HE EVAPORATED 😨😰😱
Since I'mtaking a break from writing me and my friend felt like doing a silly collab for fun! I will make 2 other ones but yeah since I'm taking a break it won't be all at once. My friend Starnightreadsstuff is the friend that I decided to collab with!!! She'll be making her own story so stay tuned for dat ig! Also all of the tweek pics in this I made unfortunately 😃🔫 bye - Crab Caviar~ 🦀
