"The scrawny homosexuals and their alphas"

The scrawny homosexuals and their alphas SPECIAL 💕💕💕💕

Third person POV bc I said so 🥰:

One day stan woke up and decided he wanted to go to McDonald's so he put on the same outfit he wears everyday and rushes out the house with his dad's debit card

We he gets there he sees kyle and cartman in line ready to order but then all of a sudden cartman and his fatass cuts in front of kyle before he could even order his food 🙄

This ofc makes kyle very angy but since he's hungry for McDonald's he then becomes hangry which is even worse than angy 😟

"GRRRRR WHY DID YOU CUT IN FRONT OF ME YOU FATASS NIKADO AVOCADO LOOKING ASS BITCH!!!" kyle shouts in anger 😠

"Bc Kahl I'm going to order a happy meal and I can't wait any longer bc then my mom will eventually find out that I stole her money that she made from being a s l u t" 😊 cartman said with a goofy smile

Cartmans goofy smile and dumbass reply just made kyle even more angy so kyle decides that he wants to square up 😡

They are both in fighting positions and then kyle throws a small punch that made a "thwap" sound against cartmans fat face

Cartman stands there flabbergasted and tries to hold back tears that begin to well up in his eyes

As stan was watching all of this he knew in that moment that kyle was definitely winning and then he got in line behind a still hangry kyle and a sobbing cartman.... yes kyle got his spot back bc he whooped that fatass 😋💅

Meanwhile Tolkien was sitting at a booth with Craig trying to get his attention bc Craig was just busy on his phone ignoring his friend 😒

"So ummmm Craig what do you think abt my new straws i just bought on ebay??"

It costed like 2,000,000,000$ 😎 Craig didn't even bother to look at the straws and just said "sure" in his goofy ass monotone voice

This made Tolkien so mad so he decided to grab a plastic butter knife and brutally stab criag multiple times in his chest

After he murdered him tweek came to the booth with a coffee he had just bought and when he saw criags lifeless body he screamed and dropped his hot coffee on the corpse

"OH NO NOT CRIAG OMG AM I NEXT NOOO IM TOO YOUNG TO DIE- ACK TOO MUCH PRESSUREEEEE" tweek screeched

Tweek then grabs a fistful of his hair and yanks it so hard it falls out he then continues to AGRESSIVELY pull his hair out while twitching and sobbing

This goes on for awhile and then the final spikey blonde locks of tweeks hair falls to the floor... yup he had lost his mind and had too much pressure to the point he ripped all his hair out and became bald

Then the hotness of the coffee somehow caused a fire on Craig's dead body and then the fire began to spread throughout the whole restaurant burning it down after stan, kyle, cartman, Tolkien and tweek made it out

Officer Barbardy gets his sorry excuse of a police officer ass over to the crime scene just to see a burnt up dead criag tucker, a bloody Tolkien black and a sobbing tweek tweak who was bald bc he got to the point where he had ripped all of his hair off 😭

Officer Barbardy actually does the right thing for once and arrests Tolkien and Clyde bc it turns out he had helped Tolkien by killing all of the employees working there and beloved chef was one of those workers 😢😭💀

Stan is still watching all of this and he then notices Kenny unaliving himself bc he was sleepy from being the only surviving employee and he can respawn in a bed like Steve from mine craft 😔

Butters was also randomly there but immediately got grounded bc he was at a crime scene without permission smh 🤦

Kyle was then clinging onto stans jacket sobbing and cussing out loud into Stan's chest bc his friend Kenny unalived himself

Soon the rest of the parents arrived and were all very worried and concerned except for randy who was laughing obnoxiously bc he thought the whole thing was funny and super hilarious 😐

Stan pats kyle on the back and wipes aways his tears trying to comfort him and rizz him up then kyle looks up at stan bc he felt better and was rizzed up and they then pause for a moment looking at each other and all of a sudden started laughing with randy

After laughing a little bit longer they finally said there famous lines "OH MY GOD THEY KILLED KENNY" "YOU BASTARDS" this ofc makes randy laugh harder

But then stan and kyle started to get bored so they left the crime scene and went to Stan's house to watch Terrance and Phillip bc it is a W show

Stan sits on the couch with kyle sitting on his lap leaning back onto stans chest while snuggling under a blanket bc they are fruity and arent wearing socks

Stan suddenly hugs kyle and kyle just sits there all cozy while putting his head on Stan's shoulder while resting against his chest as they watch Terrance and Philip

The end

I hope yall enjoyed this special that seems to be longer and better than the actual fanfic 😭😭😭 yes this was a request with some added pazaz bye-
Crab Caviar~