Oh shit i need a waring um BEWARE OF THE FAGS! (I can say this muahhahahahahah 😈😋)
Uhhh dis gonna be Kyels POV bc I said so ugghhh 2 more chapters left after this nnoooooooo💀💀💀
Kyels POV:
I was pretty much sobered up by now bc Moses must know why ppl sober up In less than 30 minutes these days but my guess is that it's because consent is the sexiest thing ever 🥰🥰🥰😍😍😍😍
Anyways I was pretty much shook from the stall opening up behind and I'm pretty much flabbergasted and confuzzled about who just came out of the stall...it was.....
Jeff Bezos ?!
Nah jk it was....
Stam!? Wait ofc it was him... but still...
STAM?!
😟😟😟😟😟
I saw his reflection in the mirror and immediately turned around my jewfro bouncing slightly aestheticly 😩😩😩
"W-WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?!" I asked him still in shock
"Uh well I came to this party to see if I could find you, I also came here bc I had to throw up from seeing y- I mean from drinking too much hehe and finally bc this is the only college in our small redneck white trash mountain town" he said probably lying about the vomiting part- i mean for the reason that is....
"Oh, right..." I said awkward but then I immediately got pissed when I remembered the way he had abandoned me before!
"Stam why are you looking for me when you fucking ditched me when we were fresh man or whatever!!!" I said practically hissing at the end of my sentence
"Well- I um I'm here to also explain to you the truth behind my past actions and i also hope to yk make up kinda like that song by katy perry "we kiss, we make up"!..." he said desperately trying to ease my anger
I rolled my eyes and gave him the side eye before finally replying " Hmm yeah sure abandoning you'd super bestfriend just bc of his sub gender isn't awful in any way at all and should easily be forgotten about!!!"
Stam scratched the back of his sexy- I mean greasy ass coal colored hair that was under the same fucking beanie he's always worn which I was super surprised to see it still fit him btw-
"Well i-" he tried to explain but I then cut him off by walking up to him jabbing my finger into his leg (bc I'm short af) and then said "no excuses! That was really fucked up of you Stam! I just don't want to hear it right now especially after your ex hoe windy testiclehamburger cyberbullied me irl somehow!!!"
After saying this I just scoffed and turned my back to him while crossing my arms I then felt one of his hands go on my shoulder and I quickly slapped it off me while making a "hmph!" Sound.
If I'm being honest im really in love with Stam I mean I love his hot alpha bod and his amazing personality he's athletic, smart, handsome, tall af and.............................he prob has a big dic-....................................................................................................i mean um................ there's a lot more to him but I'm sure yk what I mean 😏🥰🤤
I mean I love everything abt him and all and we have a lot of chemistry from also being sbf's but I cant help but not want bromance I want the b removed immediately tbh-😣
Instead of no homo I want yes homo 😩😩!
Instead of "it's not gay if you have socks on" I want him to fuc- I mean make out with me without socks on 😫😫😫!!!
ANYWAYS- I rlly love him but I can't let go the fact that he left me just bc I turned out to be a omega I mean if he liked me back we could've become mates when we were way younger as freshmen!
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"The scrawny homosexuals and their alphas"
Fanfiction*WARNING THIS IS A JOKE AND SATIRE* *This also includes slander to some characters so beware especially fanon characters* This will have: short or long updates, possible typos and bad grammar, homosexuals, "twinks",atrocious content and some sarcasm...
