"The scrawny homosexuals and their alphas"

The scrawny homosexuals and their alphas SPECIAL PT 2 💕💕💕

One day in south park stan, kyle, cartman and Kenny decided that they were going to save their money to buy..........a!!!!

Transformer robot bc they were super bored and had nothingbetter to do with their lives!!!!!!

But transformers are super expensive bc normal cars are already super expensive so a car that turns into a fucking ass kicking robot will bc 50 times more expensive SMH 🙄🙄🙄

Anyways bc cartman is the devious one who always comes up with dumb schemes to get money he then came up with another scheme to make enough money for the transformer

His scheme was to hire the Asian girls at their school to make yaoi fanart so they could sell it and make lots of money

"Ok so where is Crack and twig we need them to be our models!!!" Cartman muttered, "oh and Kinny you go get the Asian girls" cartman then said in his most bossy voice he could come up with

"Mph mmm mhm mphmm mhm mph mhmmmmm!!!" (Fine but don't fucking rush me fatasssss!!!) Kenny growled In a muffled voice from his parka

"Ok and Stam and Kahl will also be models too bc they are gay and don't wear socks, also stop standing around Kenny you poor ass mother fucker go get to work and I don't care if im rushing you!!" Cartman said aggressively for no reason at all

"Actually we're bisexual you fatass" kyle said quietly but loud enough for cartman to hear him

"Shut your gay jew ass up Kahl I wasn't talking to yu" cartman replied, "welph fucph youth cartmanth!" Kenny shouted from his hood bc of cartmans rude ass comments

Stan doesn't say shit bc he's to busy thinking abt rizzing kyle up and making out with him to even realize half the shit cartman is saying

Anyways then Kenny and Kyle agree to not do what cartman says and tell him to go fuck his fatass self and then tell stan their new plan on getting some moolah

"Ok so me and Kenny were thinking abt starting a mukbang channel bc people for some reason like that shit and like watching people eat sloppily for some reason and we were going to make cartman the star of the channel" kyle tells stan

Stan snaps out of his fruity ass daydream and then agrees to kyles plan so kyle will think he's cool after agreeing on it all together they went to cartmans house and knocked on the door

Cartman answers the door and Kenny does his kawaii desu face to try and convince cartman to be their mukbang star, bc he was too kawaii for him cartman finally agrees and starts to order spicy ramen and begins to film

The next day there channel became more famous than nikado avocados channel!!!!!!!! And they got plenty of donations on live streams and more and then they finally bought a transformer with the money

After putting the robot together the boys came to realize a tiny weensy issue with the robot.... IT WAS TOO FUCKING BIG LIKE IT WAS SO TALL AND HUGE IT WAS TALLER THAN GODZILLA

Then when they powered the huge ass Transformer it went Rogue and then it gained emotion (on no tf emotions are too powerful for ai smh!!!) After gaining emotion the transformer wanted to go to McDonalds and began to eat so much damage fucking food

Because it began to eat all the big macs the boys rushed over to McDonald's and tried to stop it but it was too late the transformer had ate so much it fucking exploded every where bc all of the big Macs went straight to his thighs

Metal and food scraps fly every where and the boys stand there flabbergasted before Kenny and his poor hungry ass starts collecting all of the food scraps that were left over

Kenny ends up stealing all of the food scraps and goes on to live a very Mery life until he will eventually is killed and respawns back into his shit hole of a home
Stan, kyle and cartman just start fucking crying sobbing and ugly cry bc their robot became nikado avocado and then exploded right after

Craig and tweek show up for the modeling job just to see all of this shit and begin to laugh so much that they both fucking die from laughter

Then NEWSUSSYACCOUNTYAY 's grandma falls down the stairs after seeing the news on her old ass television and then when she tries to walk back up the stairs she miraculously falls up the stairs than eventually falls back down and dies somehow

The end

Ok so this was another special and another request with some bonus shit Anyways I hoped yall liked and enjoyed it and I will hopefully make a REAL chapter soon

but even though I have lots of motivation and noice comments to keep me motivated and going I'm just lazy also school is finally over for me so now I can chill and write more so yeah hopefully I will make a new chapter soon bye-
Crab Caviar~ 🦀